Japan is the birthplace of sexual perversions

Japan is an amazing country and completely incomprehensible to us. All these manga, hentai, bukkake, literally elevated to the rank of art. Or here is the extremely popular "enjo kosai" — not quite, of course, official, but practiced for centuries meetings of adult men with young girls for money, the so-called "paid dates". Girls get their first sexual lessons (as well as money, gifts, designer clothes), adult uncles satisfy their Humbert Humbert instinct.

And what else is there in Japan, in addition to all the above and puffer fish?

Until recently, the widespread custom of yobai, or "sneaking in the night", was, so to speak, an introduction to sexuality for many young people. The yobai consisted in the following: a mysterious stranger slipped into the room of a sleeping girl (well, or not quite a girl anymore), attached himself to the back and ambiguously declared his intentions. If the young lady was not against it, the couple had sex until the morning, trying to make as little noise as possible, after which the night visitor also quietly left.

Logically, a young Yobaist man should have been familiar with the girl and her family. Often the yobai was a kind of prelude to a further wedding, and the parents allegedly did not notice the secret visits and allegedly did not hear anything, but at one point they "caught" the yobaist, publicly reproached him, he blushed and agreed to everything, and a couple of days later the couple went down the aisle to indulge in sex already legally.

But it often happened that during the harvest, when a peasant hired foreign guest workers, he had to be prepared for the fact that the workers sleeping under the same roof with him could well choose his daughter as an object for yobai. In some cases, a group of young people went several kilometers to a neighboring village, and then yobai became an exciting night adventure with an absolute stranger. We can only assume that some people were not particularly lucky with girls, and they found themselves in a strange situation — when I got into the house and found a sleeping ugly woman, there was no way back. After all, otherwise the young man could be accused of theft and, God forbid, immediately killed on the spot.

In fact, the girl's firm consent is not required, yobai is not considered rape, the main thing is to observe some rules: you need to enter the house naked (in Fokuoka, you can not attack a naked person who has entered the house, because he is most likely engaged in yobai, not theft). Even being completely naked, you should try to keep quiet. It is required to practice safe sex — to cover your face with a cloth or mask to protect yourself and the lady from shame if she suddenly starts yelling for some reason: "Save me! They're raping me!"

A strange form of purely Japanese BDSM, when a naked man is beaten... on the genitals by a woman. Tamakeri has gained particular popularity in recent years, occupying a whole niche in the Japanese porn department. We don't know how everything works there for the average Japanese, but if you believe the movies, sex follows tamakeri (maybe they have metal ones).

No, of course, in every country there is some pervert who steals women's underwear for sexual pleasure. But only in Japan it is elevated to the rank of art, it is not surprising that "shitagi" means underwear, and "dorobou" means a thief. Unhappy residents of megacities are forced to hide their underwear in plastic containers and close it almost in safes, because if you hang it on the balcony to dry, they will surely steal it. But even this does not save.

A case was recorded when a certain shitagi dorobou called women, posing as a police officer investigating the deliberate infection of several men with clap, and demanding to provide him with the girls ' underpants for examination. The authorities decided to deal with this problem in the most elegant way — now in some places there are vending machines for the sale of unwashed women's underwear, where respectable girls voluntarily give their underpants for a modest reward. But people buy, and even how!

In no-pan kissa (cafe "without panties"), waitresses wear short skirts and nothing under them. Visitors are willing to pay twice as much for food and drinks as in other places, just to see a little more than is due to decency. And for a generous tip, you can ask the waitress to get something from the top shelf or, conversely, ask her to pick up a fallen fork or spoon from the floor. Many similar establishments are decorated with mirrors so that visitors do not dislocate their necks while looking at the service staff. By the way, there is no end of girls who want to work as waitresses: firstly, they pay a lot, secondly, the aforementioned tips, and thirdly, all establishments adhere to the policy of "immunity".

The first no-pan kiss called "Johnny" opened in Kyoto in 1978, and then such places as mushrooms began to appear all over Japan. Moreover, the cafe was replaced by quite serious restaurants that served mainly shabu-shabu or yakinika (meat prepared directly on the table by the client himself). Unfortunately, recently, the police are increasingly covering up such establishments for "nudity in public places", but their owners are not embarrassed, they install mirrored floors, cameras mounted in them, broadcasting everything directly to mini-screens on tables, and force girls to wear underpants. However, they are absolutely transparent.

Nyotaimori is a ceremony of eating sushi and rolls from a naked female body. It should be noted that the intimate parts of the body are always covered with some kind of side dish, in extreme cases-a lotus leaf, otherwise the degree of closeness depends on the modesty of the model. But most often there is still no porn-pure aesthetics. Body sushi became particularly popular in the West in the 90s, although in Japan itself, establishments where food is served in this way are rather an exception, often belonging to mafia structures, than a widespread mainstream. In addition to just a beautiful sight, it is believed that a woman as a serving table heats food to body temperature — the most natural for assimilation by the body. This allows consumers to focus on texture and taste, distracting from other factors. Although many who have tried it are not at all enthusiastic about warm sushi, slightly moist with sweat. But we're talking about art, not food, right?

The profession of niotaimori is extremely nervous and ticklish in every sense of the word. After all, girls need to be trained to lie for hours without moving, without flinching, scattering food in different directions, from touching with chopsticks, not always gentle, or from accidentally getting cold water or hot tea on the skin. Let's not say that they should be carefully shaved and washed to a squeak (although many restaurateurs, taking care of hygiene, still cover the girl's body with a transparent food film). But logically, she should also be a virgin, because it is believed that their body odor is pleasant and does not spoil the food. Although now this point is almost not observed. On the other hand, strict rules have also been introduced with respect to customers — you can not talk to the "plate", annoy her or insult her. But you can grab sushi from the body directly with your lips.

Well, concluding the conversation about food, it is impossible not to mention wakame sake. Warm sake is poured on the girl's body and drunk from the "bowl" formed by her tightly clenched thighs. Wakame — seaweed, in this case means pubic, sorry, hairs floating in the drink. Although, of course, wakame sake is not practiced as widely as niotaimori.

A couple of women and an octopus appear so often in hentai that they seem to occupy the imagination of Europeans more than the Japanese themselves. Even Pablo Picasso did not escape this passion for images, which is unconventional in all respects, by creating a series of pictures of similar subjects (yes, answering an unasked question — sometimes they are put on public display, but not often).

The very idea of sex with cephalopods is rooted in the ancient art of shunga (erotic pictures). For example, the most widely replicated and popular is the work of Katsushik Hokusai, dated 1820, entitled "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife". By the way, the revival of the art of sex with marine inhabitants was just in our days. The Japanese government, which has less imagination than the ancient pornographers, has banned the image of a male member. It should be noted that such an unusual type of sex has become so widespread that in 2001 the artist Masami Tereoka created the painting "Waves and the Plague", inspired by the works of Hokusai.

Imekura (image clubs) differ from ordinary brothels or "love hotels" in that they indulge all the basest fantasies of local males. There are only a few rooms here, but they are all decorated in different ways — like a school classroom (yes, there are many Humberts in Japan), an office, a locker room or another quite public place. Nothing seems to inflame the men here more than the prospect of having sex in public places. Of course, each room is equipped with a ready-for-anything "actress": in the hospital room — a nurse, in the office — a secretary, in the classroom-a schoolgirl or a strict teacher. Each of them plays the role of a touchy-feely at first,as it should be. By the way, in very special cases, they can even build an analog of a subway car, where those who dream of becoming a chicane will be able to touch supposedly unsuspecting schoolgirls.

Chicans are a real disaster of Japan, lovers of cuddling girls on trains for partially decent or completely indecent places. But most often they just shoot everything on the phone, slipping it under the girl's skirt or even attaching the camera to her shoes. Then the pictures or videos are sold over the Internet, often earning a lot of money on this. About 4,000 Chicans are arrested every year in Tokyo alone, but their number is not decreasing. This is partly the fault of the Japanese women themselves, who are so shy and restrained in expressing emotions that they would rather be silent, blushing, than yell at the whole car, attracting attention to themselves. Therefore, the authorities even made separate cars specifically for female individuals, where they will feel completely calm.

Tokudashi is not an ordinary striptease in the understanding of a European. Imagine a bar where several naked girls, moving synchronously, crawl to the edge of the stage and sit down with their legs spread wide. That's it-the dance is over. Men, armed with flashlights and magnifying glasses, can not take their eyes off the open female genitals. The entire male audience literally falls into a trance. What caused this reaction? Yes, because the traditions of Japanese sex do not imply complete nudity. In classical Japanese engravings, a woman is always depicted dressed, always in a kimono, even if it is short. It is this conditional protection of clothing for men in Japan that is the absolute norm. And here — such expanse!

The Japanese, as you know, are turned on technology, so it's not surprising that even their sex dolls are not inflatable women with a senselessly open mouth, but real robots made of latex that feels like human skin. Why Dach Waifu? Because Dutch Wife is a "Dutch wife", so sailors in ancient times called a bamboo pillow, which allowed them not to sweat in their sleep even during the stifling heat. The dolls are sold with a lifetime warranty and cost from $ 6,000. If something goes wrong and the Japanese "does not get along with the characters" with his Dacha Waifu, it can be returned to the manufacturer for a decent funeral. Yeah, the real ones. Or did you think they would be resold later?

Shibari, or kinbaku — is an ancient Japanese art of bondage, which occupies a dominant role in Japanese eroticism and the art of sex, the basis of which, as you understand, is the traditional theme of domination and submission. But the very ideology of Shibari is in sharp contrast to the Western view of binding a partner. Because navashi ("the one who binds") does not do it anyhow, but using intricate asymmetric rope structures.

In addition, all the art of shibari is focused on making zhuzhun ("the one who obeys the binding") awaken voluptuousness and get the most pleasure.

Meanwhile, the art of Japanese bondage comes from hojozhitsu-a medieval military technique of capturing enemies, when samurai tightly and securely tied prisoners, without causing them pain, however, but excluding the possibility of escape. Shibari became much more severe during the Tokugawa Shogunate, when binding began to be used for punishment. The bound victim was then either flogged, stoned, or simply hung up, causing pain.

Foreigners are often shocked by the willingness with which Japanese women agree to be tied up. However, shibari practitioners unanimously declare that submission and humiliation actually liberates a woman, at least allows her to get out of the framework of generally accepted conventions.