"You're Dad. You buy a balloon in the park for 35 bucks": Parents' tweets that will make you appreciate contraception
Sometimes future parents do not even think about the difficulties they will have to face after the birth of a child. Comical and tragic situations are intertwined in a bizarre series of events, and former party-goers, hipsters and geeks learn to look for diapers at a discount.
These tweets provide an opportunity to try on the role of a parent for a second. Read carefully and remember – it's all the purest truth!
Being a parent is hard, but fun. This is the slogan that can be hung in the prenatal consultation center. The birth of a child literally turns the family's idea of the world upside down. The kid sees the environment differently and his conclusions sometimes plunge adults into a real shock.
The tweets presented in our article are only a small fraction of the comical situations that each couple will face. Yes, it will happen to everyone. And while the young dads are recovering from the shock and wiping their tears, we will begin. Let's go!
"Me: What are you going to do this year at Halloween?
3-year-old kid: I will sleep.
I guarantee, this child is from me!"
"10-year-old kid: Mom, run here urgently!
Me: I'm running, I'm running!
* stepping on LEGO*
* poor pinky won't forgive a collision with a chair*
* another fall? Pfft, what is it already for today?*
* slipped on spilled water*
* I ran to the kid*
Me: What happened?
10-year-old kid: Forget it, I already figured it out myself."
"I: * watch the Instagram feed*
8-year-old child: Who is this?
Me: I don't know.
8-year-old child: And this?
Me: I don't know.
8-year-old child: And this?
Me: I don't know.
8-year-old child: Why do you look at people and dogs that you don't know?
Me: I don't know."
"Child: I can't wait to become an adult!
I: * squeeze the rolls, rake out the credit card bills* Yes, it's fantastic!"
"*draw with my son*
Child: Dad, am I doing everything right?
Me: Son, this is art. There is no right or wrong here…
Oh, holy shit!
Yes, it's wrong."
"Other moms: My week started so well! Everything is organized and planned.
Me: "After watching 15 movies on the channel for children,"I didn't have time to change clothes over the weekend."
"My kid was given the task to write several sentences with nouns. One of them is Dad.
He texted: "My dad had diarrhea.""
As you can see, it is difficult to be a parent. But it's also fun. Children are spontaneity itself and you need to appreciate every minute spent with them. It makes us better.