25 tattoos that tattoo artists are terribly tired of
Some tattoos have been popular for so long that tattoo artists are already ready for anything, just not to do them again. Can you imagine how tiresome it is to fill eternal hearts, formidable lions and ribbons with names over and over again? And they have long learned the Bible quotes by heart!
"I don't mind tattoos on my face at all, but I hate doing them to teenagers! And they, on the contrary, adore them. How to explain to them that at the age of 18, when tastes and preferences have not yet been determined, it is not necessary to do it. Besides, it can damage your career."
"How many palm trees on the ankle we prick before the holiday season!"
"A snake and a skull in any combination sucks!"
"Eternal hearts! They always want these hearts, and even some original ones!"
"I hate couples who tattoo each other's names on their forearms. I already know: in a couple of weeks, a guy will come to me and ask me to do something with this tattoo, because, you see, they quarreled or broke up."
"After the tattoo master of our salon stuffed five lions in crowns for a month to five pretentious guys, I had to explain to clients that this month our limit of lions is exhausted."
"When people come to our salon and ask us to make two woven rings with a heart, the tattoo artist says that he is busy for today."
"The anchor clearly symbolizes something for them — just what? They're not all sailors, are they?"
"Personally, I don't want to prick the forest around my clients' hands anymore."
"Quotes from the Bible... and they can't prick the whole Bible?"
"I've already got a couple of stupid birds."
"I wonder who first came up with this stupid mustache on his finger?"
"If some girl asks me to write a Latin saying on her shoulder again, I will shoot myself!"
"A combination of everything in a row with Pinterest. Flying birds, monograms, a declaration of love… Terrible!"
"I have impaled 15 symbols of the Deathly Hallows, and I have had enough for now."
"The infinity symbol with the names of the children in it. Never again."
"My tattoo artist friend already hates pocket watches and roses."
"The most frequent and hated tattoo is a snake coming out of the skull. For some reason, it is always ordered by guys with neat goatees."
"In twenty years, we will be completely surrounded by people with impaled mandalas."
"Astrological signs are terrible!"
"A funny skull is terribly vulgar."
"Why do all girls prefer to prick butterflies on their buttocks?"
"I am very tired of the combination of the Sun and the Moon."
"My friend, a tattoo artist, is so tired of stuffing barcodes on his neck that every time he arranges a surprise for such clients. If they want to scan this code, they will find out that it refers to some stupid product — for example, pads or a toothbrush, or even products from a sex shop."
"Who would have known how tiresome it is to stuff it over and over again!"