"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

Chats parents — fount of types. Like it or not, but if your child goes to school, you are now also a part of this system. And that means that you are someone besite. Anna Zlatkovska prepared a classification of types, which will help to learn in the face of the enemy or himself.

"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

This is the kind of person who very much wants, that all was well. All is school. She is ready teeth to rip the old Wallpaper, painting floors every year in the same color, choosing the right paint strictly in accordance with all Standards, to congratulate the teachers on March 8, the New year, the Day the cat sailor and marine, and to congratulate the beautiful one bouquet of chrysanthemums will not get here.

"Let's buy a TV"! once exclaims happily this mother, and half of the chat will go into the bout. She did nothing to pity, but pity you, and why are you so greedy?

With the same fervor mommy buys gifts for children, good holidays never end. It all starts with an innocent hotels and Chinese dolls, bought on the market and ends with a limo and a country house with the Gypsies or Both Belarusian. However, sometimes it interrupts the activities of a small revolution: the parents quietly removed from the chat, not to be in the know about the birthday dog Marvanne I need to be congratulated.

She sends at midnight questions: "And we have physical training tomorrow or Thursday? A set in math? What's the name of the Director? Where can I pay for textbooks? How to get to the library"?

Good man, just a little bit lazy and absent-minded, why should she parent meetings and Google, if everything is possible then to read viber chat.

"They say it will rain tomorrow, do you think, to give the child an umbrella?" and importantly, she always answer even at two in the morning. Parents are still people compassionate even to those who are forgotten in the third year of study, in which office learns her child. Sometimes, what is really there. By the way, what?

"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

Warlike woman, dreaming to break the system. Quickly suppressed by the majority of votes and tacit indifference. She tries there is something to squeak about the fact that let's not change the door, it is the responsibility of the school. Let's not run balls to the prom is bad for the environment. Let's think about what the room to breathe and little kids walking, and not about new toys and a rug that, in the opinion of the teacher, slightly tarnished.

After each message is assembled in a half-hour silence and hear just how roll their eyes at mom TV and mom-I'm-at-all-agree, also here I find revolutionary.

"And we are all happy!" — finally writes the most courageous and collects hearts and mom-against-the-system sad sighs and pulls out grandma's birth certificate, repatriation does not seem such a crazy idea.

"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

Friend first mothers. Positive to colic, a Komsomol member, an athlete, stiff. It was her child on Saturday will come to class draughts, would support the Olympics skiing causea the snow, renting most of all waste paper and money on a new TV. She'll pay extra for all not handed over, the hands do crafts, sew an apron, bake a three story cake, will play the snow maiden, and the Pope forced to portray Santa Claus, even if they are long divorced and he lives abroad.

She is a little hate lazy mothers, but proud of her school and loved her teachers. This mother truly did not understand how can you resist the cheerful celebration of the Day of the paratrooper and cat sailor, it's all for the sake of your children. After her message to many moms and dads want to go to a priest or go back to the period of violent youth and buy contraceptives for the rest of his life.

"My Kolya bite your Petenka": 6 types of parents from the chat, which will drive crazy anyone

I think Kolya is not like a gift. My Kolenka bit your Petenka. Do not you think that too much homework, the children have a nervous breakdown? A very sensitive mother who's just worried. She worries about the water in the cooler warm enough, and in the bathroom no soap, slope desks spoil the little child posture, but the boy already knows swear words.

With her experiences, begins the epic length of "War and peace", but Tolstoy does not even realize that this novel can be infinite. This mom wonders why nobody cares about their own children, and "all" ask her to drink a decoction of chamomile. Discussion of the experiences usually are interrupted by mom-television, which offers to buy chamomile to all the teachers and even the cleaner.

Dad just reads the chat and goes as it sees fit. He writes, not involved in the conversations and is not justified for something that is not passed the money on a new TV. No one is aware that the Pope do have in chat, and he is. Can read everything 3567 posts on the diagonal, clearly finding the information he needed, safely passing cards, the debate and vote on "do we need a birthday". It is still about all of this already told mom, this episode he looks for a long time, nothing new here — the ending is known. Prom, a nervous breakdown, an empty wallet and a sigh of relief: the school you finally ended.

The author frankly admits that too is in this list. But in what is recognized because he is very concerned that the slope of the desks still spoils the posture of the child.

Keywords: Moms | Parents | Type | Chat

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