You are not a mother, but an echidna
Categories: Children | Positive
By Pictolic https://pictolic.com/article/you-are-not-a-mother-but-an-echidna.htmlWebsite with a talking name Assholeparents.com - this is the place on the web where parents of capricious children can share their pain with "colleagues": no matter what they do, the kids remain dissatisfied!
Moms and dads humorously take pictures of their sobbing and hysterical children who are angry at them because of various little things: someone from the brawlers got a mug of an unloved color, someone is unhappy that a dangerous object was taken away from him, and someone just has a bad mood.
Parents accompany funny pictures with the hashtag #assholeparent, post them on Instagram or Twitter — and now, the little brawler has received his portion of fame. A good guide for those who are just thinking about having a child. Well, those who already have children may smile knowingly.
"I asked what he would like for breakfast, and lo and behold, I am the #worst parent," the mother of this child writes.
"I laughed at her. Now I'm the #worst parent."
"I'm the #worst parent now because I didn't let you get into the refrigerator."
"We are the worst of parents because we don't allow playing with glass and batteries."
"I'm the #worst parent because I don't give fish oil."
"She wanted more potatoes, and I gave her all of mine, but asked her to share it with her brother. Now, of course, I'm the #worst parent."
"I banned playing with a water pistol, so now I'm the #worst parent."
"We spent $600 on dance lessons and a dress, but she doesn't want to be photographed after the rehearsal. So we are the #worst performers."
"I told her that one day she would be six years old. But it turns out she wants to always be three! So I'm the #worst parent."
"I don't give her caffeinated tea, so I'm the #worst parent."
"Madame was forbidden to get into the washing machine, which makes me the #worst parent."
"I said I didn't have a magic wand and he wouldn't be able to learn to fly. I am the #worst parent."
"Since she doesn't want to eat the cheeseburger she asked for, and I didn't agree to give her my salad, I'm the #worst parent."
"I said she wasn't dressed for the weather, so now I'm the #worst parent."
"The dessert turned out to be decorated with flowers, so I'm the #worst parent."
"I'm the #worst parent because I didn't let you put lipstick on the dog."
"He loves me more than I love him, it turns out. So I'm the #worst parent."
"They took him to Disneyland to see Mickey Mouse, he didn't want to wear ears. We are the #worst performers."
"I don't like the robot vacuum cleaner. I am the #worst parent."
"They took her to the White House, #worst parents."
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