The wife dragged the coyote home and asked her husband if it was possible to leave him

If you ever find a stray puppy and drag it home, please make sure that it is not a wild animal — a wolf there, a fox or, for example, a coyote. Just imagine how Justin Boch felt when his beloved wife Kayla sent a photo with a "cute dog" that she "found", and the puppy turned out to be a coyote.

However, it is only at the end of the correspondence that it becomes clear how angry Justin was. We cite all the correspondence between the "kind-hearted" wife and her unhappy husband, trying to explain to the faithful that this is not a dog puppy at all.

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Kayla: "I found this cute puppy on the street... no collar, no tags. He's very scared. What should I do?" "I'll take him into the house. I think he's frozen. Poor puppy." "He's so scared."

Justin: "I swear to God, if you bring another animal into our house..." "This is a joke, right?"

Kayla: "What? Why are you so turned on? What was I supposed to do? How can I walk past a stray dog near our backyard and not even try to help her?"

Justin: "IT'S NOT A DOG, DAMN IT. PICK UP THE PHONE. It's a fucking coyote."

Kayla: "Honey, I think I know what a dog looks like."

Justin: "OBVIOUSLY, HELL NO. TAKE HIM OUTSIDE."

Kayla: "I won't kick him out on the street. He's so scared."

Justin: "OF COURSE HE'S SCARED, KAYLA. HE'S A WILD ANIMAL."

Kayla: "But... let's leave him?"

Justin: "I WANT A DIVORCE. Joke. But no. So he won't be in the house when I get back. I swear to God, woman. You are a new level of craziness. I brought a coyote home. Damn me."

Kayla: "Calm down there, crazy. Who cares who he is, Justin. I like him. He's cute. I want to keep it."

Justin: "YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE COYOTE. WHO DOES THAT?"

Kayla: "Stop yelling at me in correspondence. You're going crazy for no reason."

Justin: "FOR NO REASON?! I HAVE A COYOTE AT HOME, AND MY WIFE ACTS LIKE IT'S A CHIHUAHUA. YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND COMPLETELY."

Kayla: "Honey, you said we'd talk about getting a dog for Christmas... it's fate."

Justin: "IT'S NOT A DOG. YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT'S A DOG? This is some kind of parallel universe. IT'S DEFINITELY A COYOTE."

Kayla: "Look at how cute he is."

Justin: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Justin: "HOW CAN YOU CONFUSE HIM WITH A DOG? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A COYOTE? AND HE DOESN'T LOOK CUTE AT ALL, HE'S FURIOUS. OH MY GOD, WOMAN." "I will come home to my family, which by that time will be devoured by a wild COYOTE THAT MY WIFE DRAGGED INTO THE HOUSE. This is the craziest thing you've ever done. You're crazy. It's crazier than when you brought four ferrets. And who only brings four at once? Oh, yeah. THE SAME WOMAN WHO LURED THE WILD COYOTE TO OUR HOUSE."

Kayla: "Calm down your raging hormones. I think coyotes don't even eat people."

Justin: "UNTIL THIS MOMENT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK IT WAS A COYOTE UNTIL I TOLD YOU. AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THE FACTS OF THEIR LIFESTYLE?" "Introducing the Animal Planet channel with TV presenter Kayla. And here are some interesting facts about wild animals. SHE IS SURE THAT AN ORDINARY COYOTE WILL PASS FOR A DOG. BELIEVE ME, SHE'S AN EXPERT."

Kayla: "You're a fool, and your jokes are stupid. But you know.. He's acting strangely. He makes strange noises and walks from corner to corner." "I tried to pet him and calm him down. Ollie (son) and I named him Speck. I tried to calm him down, but it only seemed to make him angry. What should I do?"

Justin: "YOU CALLED HIM A SPECK? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THEM. IT'S CRAZY. Kayla, listen to me, your crazy head. I love you very much, despite the fact that you periodically lose your mind, and I still really don't want a coyote to attack you and our son."

Justin: "Take Ollie and lock yourself in our room. I'll be there soon."

Kayla: "Okay, love. You're the best."

Justin: "Yes, yes, yes. And now I have to go to my own house, where an evil coyote is walking around, and try to get him out. And all because of your problem with animals. We need to do something about it."

Kayla: "Honey, I looked outside and this is what I saw. And ours is howling inside. Do you think they came for him?"

Justin: "YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?" "THIS ISN'T OUR YARD." "A WOMAN." "I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, KAYLA."

Kayla: "Oh, how I love you."

Justin: "What are you talking about? What's going on?"

Kayla: "Darling, there is no coyote..."

Justin: "Yes, there is. I understand that you want it to be a dog. Just look on the Internet what baby coyotes look like."

Kayla: "Yes, I know it's a coyote. But he wasn't even here. In our house... and on the couch." "It was photoshopped."

Justin: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW."