The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

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John Cessna was leaving to study during the Christmas holidays in 2008, and his mother called him to tell him that he would miss the family Christmas photo. "She jokingly told me to stop drinking and start sending out my own Christmas cards," says Cessna. The man obeyed his mother and has been making hilarious Christmas greetings ever since.

"Since that time, the theme has evolved, as I have," says the author of the postcards. John shifted his focus from alcohol, focusing more on the absurdity and malice. From brutal sacrifices to the infamous holes in the walls of men's toilet cubicles — Cessna is probably somewhere at the end of Santa's list of "good boys". Nevertheless, the man intends to continue this funny Christmas tradition further.

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The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2008: "Merry Christmas! Love, John."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2009: "Happy holidays! With love, John Cessna."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2010: "Can I be your Christmas miracle? With love, J.S."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2011: "These holidays... ugh, fuck it all."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2012: "Some gifts... remain wrapped and hidden."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2013: "Christmas is when they sing Christmas carols and ring bells."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2014: "He looks at you when you sleep..."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2015: "Sacred Night..."

The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed

2016: "To hell with 2016."

Keywords: Irony | Greeting cards | Christmas | Banter | Usa | Humor

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