The best of the legendary series "South Park": the most epic episode of each season

The 22nd season of South Park is starting right now. It's time to make a hit parade of previous seasons, one episode from each. Pregnant women and dolphins are not recommended to read.

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Season 1. Episode 1. "Cartman and the anal probe"

Eric Cartman at the bus stop tells a dream in which aliens have inserted an anal probe into him. Meanwhile, aliens are indeed hanging around South Park and turning cows inside out. It'll be fun.

Season 2. Episode 4. "Ike's Pussy"

To save his younger brother Ike from a deadly circumcision, Kyle floats him to Nebraska. But the most memorable thing in the episode is the parallel line in which Mr. Mackie is fired from school for distributing marijuana, he turns into a hippie and wanders around the planet high.

Season 3. Episode 8. "Two naked guys in a hot tub"

A tough meteor shower party kicks off in South Park. In the midst of the fun, Stan and Kyle's fathers climb into the Jacuzzi and start masturbating in front of each other. Meanwhile, an armed squad of special services kills those who try to leave the party.

Season 4. Episode 12. "Fourth Grade"

An incredible event happens in the universe of South Park: the guys have matured and moved to the fourth grade! But the lessons are taught by a new disgusting teacher, Miss Zaglotnik, and in general the fourth grade is some kind of bullshit. Therefore, the students get a wildly idiotic time machine to return to the third grade. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's long-awaited cuming-out takes place: he confesses to the teachers about homosexuality.

Season 5. Episode 4. "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Sometimes it is considered not the fourth, but the first episode — because of a conflict in chronology. Well, not the point. And the bottom line is that "Scott Tenorman must die" may be the best episode in the history of the series. It starts corny: Cartman buys pubic hair, and the Radiohead band is called to the town for a tour. However, in the finale, the storylines receive an unexpected and cruel logical conclusion.

Season 6. Episode 13. "The Return of the Brotherhood of the Ring to the Two Towers"

Parents have confused the tape with the video and instead of "The Lord of the Rings" they hand the children the infernal pornography "Whores from the gateway — 9". Then, before our eyes, a very difficult quest is being completed to deliver a cassette to a video rental with a final parental speech about the essence of pornographic cinema. This will be one of the most powerful tirades ever uttered on the streets of South Park.

Season 7. Episode 11. Casa Bonita

One of the brightest benefits of Cartman's villainous genius. Eric is ready to sell his soul to the devil just to visit the Mexican Casa Bonita Park club. As a result, he develops a powerful plan with intrigues, deception and kidnapping.

Season 8. Episode 14. "Christmas at the forest creatures"

Not an episode, but a real apotheosis of the Christmas genre in the world of animation. The story unfolds on the screen about how Stan met defenseless animals in the winter forest and decides to help them. It will all end with murders and orgies. Don't ask me how.

Season 9. Episode 2. "Die, hippie, die"

South Park is experiencing an invasion of hippies, but at first no one except Eric Cartman notices them and no one feels threatened. But then the hippies arrange a rock festival, after which the town seems doomed.

Season 10. Episode 8. "Make Love, not Warcraft"

Children are totally hooked on World of Warcraft, after which they face an unpleasant misfortune: their squad is always killed online by some scoundrel. The guys start to pump stupidly, as a result, they almost lose their human appearance, but they save the world. There is a lot of pathos and heroism, which makes the series look three times funny.

Season 11. Episode 9. "More shit"

After a prolonged constipation, Randy Marsh gave birth to a record-breaking large poop. An amazing achievement does not suit the previous world record holder for shit — Bono from the group U2. At the end of the series, a very unexpected but sensible revelation awaits everyone.

Season 12. Episode 6. "The end of the connection"

A cult and endlessly quoted series, during which America is covered by a new kind of apocalypse: the Internet is turned off. People take off from their seats and run wherever they look in the hope that the Internet still exists somewhere. For the most part, the episode parodies the book and the movie "Grapes of Wrath", but even without knowing this fact, everything looks extremely funny.

Season 13. Episode 9. "Butters' Trump Bitch"

The ever-terrified Butters suddenly becomes a pimp. At the same time, a brave and selfless fighter against prostitution, Police Sergeant Eitz, who disguises himself as a whore and has everyone who is not lazy, took to the streets of the city.

Season 14. Episode 2. "The Story of Scroty Mcbugerballs"

Schoolchildren are writing a book that should become the most disgusting work in the world. Her parents find her, read, they vomit. The guys put all the blame on Butters. Soon, the whole planet is reading the book "The Story of the Hide Mcbugerballs" with a binge, despite the fact that people are sick of it.

Season 15. Episode 1. "The Human Centipede"

Without looking, having signed the user agreement, Kyle falls into anal slavery to Apple, where, as a result of the experiment, he becomes one of the links of the disgusting Human Centipede. One of the most instructive episodes of "South Park".

Season 16. Episode 7. "Cartman Finds Love"

A black girl shows up at school and falls for Kyle. However, Cartman is not satisfied with such arrangements, and he does everything to ensure that a black girl meets only with a black Token boy.

Season 17. Episode 3. "Zimmerman's War of the Worlds"

Another benefit of Cartman, who imagines that the Negroes will soon rise up and commit something like an invasion of zombies. To prevent the apocalypse, he develops an extravagant and delusional plan to physically eliminate several key "virus carriers".

Season 18. Episode 2. "Gluten-Free Ebola"

America refuses flour in a panic, because gluten turned out to be deadly. This jeopardizes the party of schoolchildren, since they had pizza as a lure for the guests. However, there is a second bait — the New Zealand singer Lordi, who somehow needs to be persuaded to come and perform.

Season 19. Episode 4. "You don't sleep"

In South Park, restaurants are proliferating like mushrooms, but restaurant critics have become even more prolific. Having felt their power over the catering workers, restaurant critics raise a bloody riot.

Season 20. Episode 2. "The Slut Hunter"

One of the boys begins to brutally troll schoolgirls on the Internet, after which the students take justice into their own hands and deprive Cartman of the Internet and gadgets. It's just unbelievable, but it turns out that Cartman had nothing to do with it.

Season 21. Episode 2. "Clean up"

The specter of war with North Korea hangs over Colorado, and Tweek sings songs about North Korea and bakes cupcakes for Kim Jong-un. Meanwhile, Cartman annoys the whole school with his screams that he wants to commit suicide. In general, the school year turned out to be difficult for the school.

The 22nd season of South Park started on September 26, 2018. And in Russia, the new episodes of the 22nd season will start on Paramount Comedy next Wednesday, October 3, at 23.30.