I am an artist - this is how I see it, or "Masterpieces" of a soulless neural network

Recently, it has been customary to praise neural networks in every possible way and scare specialists that they will soon be replaced by artificial intelligence. Indeed, a neural network can write a story, perform a song in the voice of a long-dead star, or create a photo of non-existent objects. It’s just that she does all this without a soul and a spark, which is why such “masterpieces” are obtained.

Judging by these images, artists and photographers can relax. Unemployment is not a threat to them in the near future. Although neural networks sometimes do a good job of creating pictures from a text description, they still cannot compare with a person. Don't believe? See for yourself.

The neural network offered such a job at the request of “a girl with an umbrella”.

And so, according to AI, a girl on a boat looks like.

This is madness, according to the neural network - dog racing.

Enter the query "fishermen"? Easy! Only then do not complain about bad sleep.

Although if you have already seen yoga, then it is difficult to scare you.

The neural network sees a fisherman with a caught salmon somehow like this.

It seems that it could be easier than roller skates? But no…

It looks like the neural network has learned that pets look like their owners.

Handstand. Never repeat this trick!

It seems to work out well. But there is a nuance.

Remember the meme with the girls screaming at the white cat? Here is the version from the Midjourney neural network.

Facepalm? No, it's "a photograph of a man explaining to a woman how to eat a hamburger."

Knight Rider, is that you?

A good family according to the AI. And what, they have a man - the main support.

This is the penalty.

This is Albert Einstein as a child. It seems that the childhood of the genius of the neural network was stolen.