How to look like shoes, embodying ex-girlfriends

Artist and designer Sebastian Errazuriz (Sebastian Errazuriz) is a true citizen of the world. He was born in Chile, grew up in London, studied in Washington, Edinburgh and Santiago, and now lives and works in new York.

New project of Sebastian — the design of the shoes. But do not rush to conclusions and flip through this post with a verdict of "boring!". The fact that your 12 shoes-sculptures Sebastian has dedicated 12 ex-girlfriends, providing them with pretty racy photos of the girls themselves and even more piquant memories of their relationship with them. The result is a fascinating art project can tell a lot not only about the design but also about the modern relationship between a man and a woman.

1. "Honey" Natasha

Natasha took off his jacket and bent down to the bed. "SEB, I baked you cookies!" ...She took off her shirt.

— Oh, my poor baby! How's your leg is broken?

— Still a little sore, — I painted on the face of suffering.

— How can I help? she smiles, hopping on one leg, removing his jeans.

She had a great body. We had sex. She had prepared. She's gone. When I fell asleep, she left the cookies from the bed, drew a little heart on my wall and quietly went home.

Natasha took care of me while I recovered and was lying in bed. I've never met a girl who would be so happy, taking care of man. As soon as I recovered, we broke up. I couldn't get used to the fact that treat me so well.

2. "Cry Baby" Alexandra

Alexander appeared at my door, crying. It was raining, soaking wet and shivering.

— SEB, can I sleep with you tonight?

She mumbled something about the breakup with her jackass boyfriend. Take a hot shower, I made her soup. Alexander seemed happy again. She looked at me with a look full of love and literally pounced on me. Through some moments I have thanked the "idiot boyfriend" for great sex.

The rest of the night in the darkness of Alexander continued to sob and to correspond with her boyfriend. I did try another sex "in spite of the boyfriend," but she never cared about me. She was no longer interested in no one but her asshole.

3. "Searching for gold" Alison

I parked my old car at the house of his girlfriend. Drove a blue Porsche. From it came Allison. Porsche left.

My boss laughs, says how funny it is that artists always prefer the old battered cars.

Alison worked as a journalist on television. She was gorgeous, her, loved camera, and, apparently, her boss...

— Let's go to bed, my poor starving artist. Alison grabbed my ass.

In bed I found myself being very annoyed. Not getting much pleasure from the process, I was just trying to make up for what could not her.

— SEB, all of my girlfriends go to Brazil, invited their Boyfriends.

— You know I can't afford it. Please, just wait a bit. I promise, things will soon go well.

Alison didn't want to wait. Apparently, her boss too.

4. "Razbivatel hearts" Laura

Real Tits or silicone? asks one of my friends.

— Silicone! — shouts the other.

Real! — agrees third.

— And then another — I grin.

— Yeah, of course, it does not happen...

— Well, I once dated a girl, which one was real and the other not.

Followed by the indignant roar, their brain is clearly boils on such information.

In his youth, one breast she grew, and she decided to insert it into the implant, and the other left as is. My friends stood in silent shock. — At first I didn't even notice, because I'm always right arm was taken over her Breasts, and left — behind. I think she was panicking, waiting for my reaction.

"The best of both worlds" — finally was able to whisper to one of my friends...

— Well? — everyone's staring at me impatiently.

And she broke my heart and now married with children — sadly I say.

— And‑and-and?! again they ask in unison.

Well... I think I secretly loved silicone breast...

5. "The snow Queen" Sophie

When Sophie walked down the runway, I felt like a child who just got a poster with Lamborghini to hang it in a child's bedroom. She was so high that, lying in bed, I had struggled to stretch his hands to reach her ass. The first time we have sex she just lay on her back, motionless. She didn't say a word.

I've tried hard to earn at least the right to be with her in the same bed, even though everyone who saw us together, of course, thought I don't deserve it. In the end I did succeed, and sometimes even managed a bit of her heat, but she never thaw for a long time.

6. "Hot bitch" Caroline

— Great color, Mr. Errazuriz, — Caroline chuckles, adjusting his tie my father at my cousin's wedding.

"You leave this damn tie in the rest — I think. — Do you not know what to play with tie men — all the same what to play with his dick."

Caroline was sexy piece of ass in a tiny red dress, dancing like the dance she had to earn money for school. I felt the judgmental looks of the women here, but decided to focus on the envious gazes of men. We ran away from the table in the middle of the ceremony to have sex in the garden. When we returned, the reaction was the same as if we were carrying over the head with a huge sign "we just had sex!". We hated everything and judgmental, and jealous.

Feeling somewhat embarrassed, we decided to drink until we will be all the same. Caroline portrayed another dance number ended that we fell right in the middle of the dance floor. My suit was torn, her dress came off the strap, we were lying on the floor, feeling pain and confusion, and the crowd leaned over us to the victorious us to shame.

I felt almost addicted to Caroline. And she felt the same dependence on attention. As far as I know, she cheated on me, and to each of the men she'd ever met. Women called her "hot bitch". But in fact, it is we, the men, were her "bitches".

7. "The Virgin" Anna

After sex I asked Anna:

— It was good, right?

She turned on the shower and skeptically said:

— Well... Yes... maybe... I don't know — the first time.

I'm almost ready to swear that the sound of water was heard, as she prays to the virgin Mary.

The last thing I've heard about her is that she's going to become a nun. Of course, I admit that the sex was not very good... but is she?! Still too radical...

8. "Jetsetter" Jessica

The restaurant Jessica under the table, stroking my leg. Looks extremely attractive.

— You know, daddy has a plane. But he almost never uses it, ' she whispers.

Her dad is an important person, I'm sure there's even a few planes on the family.

— By the way, did I tell you that we have there is an empty house? It is ideal for your Studio.

Jessica came back from the ladies room and already paying the bill.

— SEB, I lost the keys to the apartment, let's go to your place?

"And you don't own the whole building? I'm sure to find the spare key — not a problem," I think to myself and I keep quiet in the cab the whole way.

The more she tried to convince me that as well we'll live together, the less appealing it became. By the time when we were in my tiny apartment, I decided to restore the lost dignity was.

— I'm sorry, Jessica, but I can't have sex with you, — I blurted out, feeling pretty stupid. — You can sleep in my bed, but nothing.

Middle of the night, Jessica made an attempt to rectify the situation. I pretended to sleep and ignored her. The next morning she stormed away. Behind her came a big black jeep.

9. "The Boss" Rachel

Sex with Rachel has always been strange. I never knew when it is necessary to take into their own hands, and when to give in. It was like playing with a bomb, not knowing when it will explode.

She was a staunch feminist, but in bed, pretended to be a little girl, and she offered to spank her or to give me a Striptease. If the next day I brought her flowers, she could have time to lecture me about what is terrible "machismo" — to give women flowers. I never knew what to expect.

When one day she suddenly decided to flaunt in only my underwear, I faced the choice to dress up in her panties or a home run for new underwear and safe shelter.

The last time I saw her, she was extremely playful and sentimental mood. I slapped her ass, she purred. I was relaxed and slapped again. She punched me so that I nearly fell to the ground.

10. "GI Jane" Barbara

The door opened Barbara's father in military uniform.

— Good evening, sir! I went for Barbara.

The Colonel looked at me intently from head to toe, while I was playing nervously with the keys to my dad's car. The Colonel was a strict policy — no boys in the house, but Barbara had somehow managed to bypass it.

— I'm not wearing underwear, playfully whispering Barbara, climbing into my car.

Blind us lights of the police car. I call out to her to put on something, and he hit the gas, at the same time opening the misted window. To my naive surprise, the police does not cause much trouble to catch up with our family SUVs. I'm completely naked under the gun aimed at me machine. The police stared at Barbara, who awkwardly tries to cover his chest with his hands and begging them to turn away.

In the end she convinced the police to call his father, which helped us to avoid arrest. Fearing that her father might do to me later, I decided to display great courage and hide from him for some time. Hide I still...

11. "The Ghost" Valentina

Valentine was one of the local girls in a small town by the sea. She was beautiful in the wild and strange manner, almost like a lost child who grew up in the woods. Every day we met at the beach, but none of us said a word.

One day she just appeared on the doorstep of my house and spent the night with me. It's hard to believe, but every time after sex hair Valentina was even more crazy than usual, she looked as if inserted two fingers in the socket. Apparently, Valentina liked her electroprocess because she came to visit me that summer. I never knew where it comes from and where it goes after. She just swam and swam, with a strange aura, making one think that it simultaneously is here and somewhere else. Can't say how far... I was trying to keep her next to him. By the end of summer, I made her promise that she will come to visit me, but she didn't come. The next year I went back to the beach and searched for her, but she was already gone.

I met her one day, many years later. She looked older, but still so wild and beautiful. She smiled at me on hands, she had beautiful tanned babe with the same crazy hair.

I loved her a little bit.

12. "The Rock" Alice

Alice knew that we'd be together, long before, as I began to think. She also knew that sooner or later we break up, although I always wanted to believe otherwise. None of us knew that it would happen so soon. I loved her so much. And I always will.