Half for the former second half

The process of divorce between separated spouses often involves the division of jointly acquired property in half and can be emotionally and financially painful. One German approached the issue ironically and unambiguously: he showed his ex-wife Laura everything that he thinks about her, literally dividing all their things in half.

He carefully and methodically cut everything into two equal parts, from the teddy bear to their car. The man assumes that Laura cheated on him. Now he is selling his halves of the property on eBay, accompanying photos of things with ironic comments.

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Source: Boredpanda.com

1. "The best solution for users who want to save space but can't afford a MacBook Air."

2. “The car, considering the year of manufacture, is in very good condition, but there are signs of wear. For example, half is missing.

3. “The wheel is turning - with some limitations, really. And the front brake works great."

4. "Great handset for those who hate making calls."

5. “Unlike my ex-wife, I can’t say anything bad about this bed, honestly, I always slept well in it!”

6. "These chairs are a beautiful art installation."

7. "There's no point in hugging stuffed animals—that's what passionate co-workers are for."

8. “Watching TV alone isn’t fun enough.”

9. “Over the past few years, I have spent many wonderful evenings on this couch with my woman. She apparently enjoyed those evenings less, because now she is sitting on another couch.

10. "If anyone is interested in the second half, contact my wife."

11. “The best REM album imo. The best composition is Everybody Hurts (how damn right!!!)”.

12. “Noticeably smaller and much more comfortable to handle. You will love the feeling of peace: guaranteed not to ring, vibrate and play music.

13. "I can only offer half, but don't worry, the best sketches are on my half."