Get off, weakling! Top cars for real men

They say machos go out of fashion. Machos may come out, but more and more tough guys with abundant facial hair are walking around the streets. A real man with a real beard and a wheelbarrow needs an appropriate one. A boring minivan or, God forgive me, an operetta crossover will not roll. Insanely powerful hypercar crouched on the asphalt, by the way, too. Fortunately, the global industry still offers usable machines for alpha males. We have selected seven of the best. Students, women and children are asked to leave the premises. The rest - attention to the screen!

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7. Dodge Charger

Yes, it is not officially sold in Europe, but this only makes it cooler. "Charger" is far from young - this sedan has been produced for the fourth year already. At the same time, not a month goes by that we do not regret that they do not take him to our Palestinians.

In the mega-Dodge, of course, the supercar dynamics also sticks out - the 477-horsepower Charger SRT8 makes a hundred in 5 seconds. But even cooler is the design in the best traditions of classic American muscle cars and the image of an absolutely male car. No teenage associations with transformers, like the Camaro, no hint of glamour, like the Mustang. Only pure animal sex.

6. Mercedes-Benz G 63 AMG 6×6

In this place, in principle, there could be any Gelendvagen. Even the basic three-door convertible. It's just that the G-class, which has served well in the police, fire departments and military units, has long earned a reputation as a professional tool. A sort of bayonet-knife among cars: simple, elegant, trouble-free. Well, the impossible 6-wheeled G 63 AMG puts all the professional advantages of the G-Wagen on a pedestal of unattainable machismo. A pickup truck for the price of eight odnushek in Odintsovo is not for the faint of heart!

5 Jeep Wrangler

We have already begun to forget that SUVs were named so because they crawl well where there are no roads. The Wrangler, however, will never let this be forgotten. A direct descendant of the founder of all the "jeeps" of the planet, he looks cool, climbs cool. Whatever he does, he does everything cool.

4 Dodge Viper

It is more correct to call it not a sports coupe, but a sports truck. "Viper" is rough and uncouth as much as possible in the 21st century. Against the backdrop of European sports cars, Viper is like a shovel next to a quad-core processor. The latter, however, is absolutely useless in the case when you need to dig a trench. Although the 650-horsepower Dodge is not too fond of fast turns, even Ferrari will envy its proportions and shapes, and the roar of the 8-liter V10 is a volley fire battery.

3.Nissan GT-R

The only one of the “Japanese” who, in terms of the content of male hormones in the blood, plays in the same league as the “Americans”. Moreover, unlike the Yankee, the Gete-er does not at all seem like an uncouth redneck with a double-barreled shotgun. If the deliberately rough appearance of the supercoupe fully justifies the nickname "Godzilla", then in terms of technology, Nissan is a real masterpiece. But the most masculine thing about Nissan is the very fact of existence. Who would have believed that the engineers of a boring democratic brand could create a car that would become equal to the Porsche 911?! So here she is in front of you. The men promised - the men did!

2. "UAZ-Hunter"

Surprise? What else surprise?! As in the case of the Gelendvagen or Wrangler, the Russian hunter takes by the gills with his absolute professional suitability. A slightly combed version of the UAZ-469 is slow, gluttonous, completely devoid of comfort, and from the point of view of safety - the century before last. But why a real man ABS and inflatable airbags? But the patency of the "Hunter" is phenomenal. And the fact that the "goat" breaks sometimes ... So it's even good. Why should a real man have hands? Not only to hold a glass!

1. Ford F-150 SVT Raptor

Thought there would be some kind of "Hummer" here? Well, right now, of course ... In fact, no Hammer is a match for this dinosaur. After all, SVT Raptor, judging soberly, is the closest to the title of an ideal car for a tough guy. He's terribly handsome. Frighteningly powerful and frighteningly fast. On the highway, its 411 horses might not impress the owner of a Porsche or Ferrari, but who is faster than the Reptor on rough terrain? Monstrous suspension travel, heavy duty components, plus, last but not least, a practical cargo platform and by no means exorbitant price. In the States, the 6.2-liter SVT Raptor starts at $45,000. And we still don't have a more suitable candidate for the title of the main macho car of the planet Earth.