"Fix my photo, James!": 30 fresh alterations from the main Photoshop troll of our time

James Friedman is not called the guru of Photoshop trolling for nothing — after all, he takes all the requests of his clients too literally. Fans ask the photographer to correct all the imperfections in their pictures, and Maestro Friedman does it in his unique manner. Let's take a look at a fresh batch of his works!

"Hi James, can you remove the guy in the background? It seems that he spoils the whole picture"

"Please, friend," James replies.

"Can you somehow move my hands and make me hold a magic ball in my hands?"

"Yes, please!"

"Hi guys. In the photo, I'm lying with a ball stand in my mouth. Can you make it look like my friend has already hit the ball?"

"Sure, here you go."

"Hi James, can you make the bear more realistic?"

"No problem"

"Can you make the water go straight into my mouth?"

"The wrong fountain"

"I like this photo, but my wife is dressed like a gondolier in it. Can you do something about it?"

"You're welcome" "James, make it look like I'm in a very cold place"

"Voila"

"James, my hands look weird in the picture. Will you make me hold on to the handrail with them?"

"Of course!"

"Can you make it look like I'm in a tree?"

"Absolutely"

"Hi James, your work is cool! Can you make it so that in the photo I don't look like I'm climbing out of a hole in the floor?"

"Fixed"

"James, I like the photo, but I don't like my reflection in the mirror. Help, please"

"Don't thank me"

"Hello, James! My son has a crooked butterfly in the photo, and I don't like it. Can you level it up?"

"Yes, please""We tried to take a photo so that the ducks would get into the frame, but it didn't work out. Please add some ducks to our photo!"

"No problem"

"Hello! Can you make the photo more romantic?"

"Of course, catch it"

"Hi, James. I'm a fan of your work, and I hope you can help me. I have been living with this birthmark for 20 years. Can you make my face the same color or make it look better?"

"Our differences and shortcomings make us individuals. Don't hide what makes you unique, what has been a part of you since birth. Accept it, and others will accept it too. And to be honest, your birthmark looks cool!"

"In the graduation photo, it seems as if friends are carrying me drunk. Will you fix it?"

"Norm?"

"We wanted to take a photo with my wife, but some guy got into the frame. Can you remove it?"

"Of course"

"James, can you make my face reflected in the sculpture?"

"Here you go"

"Hi, please remove all the people in the background"

"Okay"

"Can you make it so that my friends and I are in a museum and not in nature?"

"Done"

"Could you please remove the wooden thing with bird feces that is lying right in front of me?"

"Now you have a dinner with a beautiful view"

"James, hi! Can you somehow highlight my belt buckle?"

"Please"

"Hey, you're doing it in Photoshop, right? Do I understand correctly that you can make me taller than this Asian bastard? Alexey from Russia"

"You got it right"

"James, add more leaves to the tree!"

"No problem!"

"Can you make it look like I'm with my girlfriend?"

The inscription on the right hand is "My girlfriend".

"Can you fix the chair? It's not very aesthetic"

"As you wish"

"Hi James. Can you make my face less round? I'm the one on the left"

"Choose any form"

"Will you make me touch the top of the Eiffel Tower?"

"Okay!"

"Hello! Can you make it look like I'm really blowing out the candle?"