Fear and laughter in the Russian housing and communal services

It is strange that there are so few jokes about housing and communal services workers in Russian folklore. This is an inexhaustible storehouse of homeric absurdity. Although why words, if everything, as they say, is obvious? Live anecdotes about the fruits of the work of the workers of the wrench and snow removal equipment we meet constantly, going out on the street.

Black and white classic: snow as the bottom layer of asphalt.

The fence was built, but the details remained. Do not waste the same good!

Never leave the car under a heating main.

He set himself up. I told you, don't stand under the arrow.

Natural anti-theft system. True, and the anti-entry one, too.

A drug dealer needs help.

Do they think they've solved the problem?

And what, creative! Earthenware pots.

The new technique is paint over ice. It looks nice, but it won't last long.

Work on errors. What's a "P"?

What happens when the whole house doesn't pay for heating?

Masha, what's wrong with you? Did you play miner?

The best time to plant trees. The strongest will survive.

The pussy has pain, the dog has pain, and the crack on the pipe-heal.

The original move.

H-reliability.

Very convenient, nothing to say.