30 ironic and unexpected "thoughts out loud" about famous films

In the Showerthoughts subreddit, you can publish any ideas and thoughts about the movie that came to your mind — for example, about inconsistencies in the plot or some small details that can be perceived differently. In general, these are such "marginal notes" that are quite interesting to read. Here is a small list of such notes from ordinary viewers about what seemed unreal or strange to them in the plot, well, a little humor — and where without it?

The townspeople in "Beauty and the Beast" might have liked the main character Belle much more if she hadn't been dancing all over the city all the time and singing about how boring they all are.

In the Hunger Games, the rich send the children of the poor to die in battle, which is actually a common occurrence throughout human history.

If the life span of a Wookiee is 400 years, then Han Solo for Chewbacca is about like the third dog in a row.

Batman could have prevented new crimes by investing money in strengthening the security of the Arkham Asylum.

If there are no screenwriters or directors of the first film in the continuation of the film, it's just high-budget fan fiction.

Superman's most underrated strength is his extraordinary fine motor skills. He has almost unlimited power and can literally move mountains, but he can also shake someone's hand without accidentally tearing it off.

In the Harry Potter universe, couples could take a polyvinyl chloride potion and swap bodies and then have sex to see what it's like on both sides.

The most futuristic thing about the Star Wars universe is probably that planets are always treated as a single entity, not hundreds of countries.

Amputation of Mike Wazowski's leg would be tantamount to decapitation.

If you think about it, Simba's escape after Mufasa's death was a good move. If he had returned without his father after performing the song "I just can't wait to be king", he could have become the main suspect.

"Doctor Strange" is a film about how important it is to survive before the battle with the final boss.

It's strange that Hobbits don't have a foot wash tub at the entrance, considering how dirty their feet should be and how clean their homes are.

Given the fact that the shoe that fell from Cinderella's foot did not turn into an old shoe, but remained crystal after midnight, it can be assumed that if Cinderella had managed to undress completely, she would have kept her beautiful dress.

Mufasa caused great damage to the Prideland ecosystem by expelling hyenas.

Harry Potter is too emotionally stable for a child who grew up in a family that hates him.

Those who are richer and can afford the latest model of a broom have more chances to win Quidditch. The game is not played on equal terms.

If you watch the movie "Jaws" backwards, you will get a touching story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Since the release of The Matrix in 1999, mobile phones have replaced landlines and payphones. But it was the only way to get out of The matrix that was shown to us.

If people from the Star Wars universe came to Earth, the fact that it has deserts, rainforests, prairies, tundras and oceans would probably blow their brains out.

Aquaman's skin is impervious to ordinary blades, bullets and more… But then it's unclear how he got his tattoos.

Owls are a serious security flaw in the world of Harry Potter. All you have to do is write a letter to the person you are looking for and follow the owl.

There are two kinds of vents in movies. Human-sized vents and vents that are only large enough for the smallest and least experienced member of the group.

In TV series and movies about zombies, airbags never work for broken cars.

Hogwarts assignments on 3 or 4 feet of parchment seem very long until you realize that A4 paper is 11.7 inches long. Harry was constantly complaining about having written a 4-page essay.

The most unrealistic thing about Toy Story is that 14 years later Woody still has his hat.

Harry Potter could have dreamed the whole story because he lived in a closet under the stairs and was poisoned by carbon monoxide.

Elsa from the "Cold Heart" is quite athletic for a person who was kept locked in a room from a young age and upon reaching the age of 21.

The Wall-I ship uses energy to create artificial gravity just to put people in anti-gravity chairs.

In The Lord of the Rings, the orcs don't seem to get paid and they don't have a very good quality of life, but they are very enthusiastic about their work.

If it wasn't for their fame, Harry, Ron and Hermione probably wouldn't have gotten a job, because they skipped the last school year and didn't pass their final exams.