10+ the most shameful cases from childhood, which were told on the Internet

Reddit users decided to tell about the most shameful deeds from their childhood, which they are still embarrassed to remember. The list includes the persecution of guys, and an unsuccessful first kiss, and even an embarrassment with a parent dildo!

In general, they really have something to be ashamed of. Read it and see for yourself.

"At school, one guy was always bullying me, and one day I decided to pretend that I had my own group of snipers. I took out my phone and pretended that I was talking to their "boss" on it. I ordered him to pile on the offenders if they did not stop teasing me.

Naturally, the boy understood everything and laughed. And along with him and other students in the class. At that time I was 15-16 years old. It's too much to do THAT."

"When I was 11-12 years old and I liked some boy, I found his parents in the phone book, learned everything about them that I could, and then tried to impress their son with this information. I told him the names of my parents, their landline phone number and address! I was literally a maniac!

It's amazing that no one complained about me, probably because I'm a girl. Now, of course, I don't do that and I understand that I behaved very stupidly."

"I'm 39, but I still sometimes think about my supposedly first kiss. I was 11 or 12 years old, then my parents sent me to a camp. There I met guys older than me, and one day we sat down to play a bottle. I still didn't understand what I was getting into, because they were more experienced, and I had never even kissed.

And then the bottle falls on me, I get up to kiss the guy sitting across from me and open my mouth wide. I thought it was necessary. He just said no and naturally didn't kiss me."

"I liked one boy at art school, but I didn't dare to approach him and talk to him. And then I found out that he lives a couple of blocks away from me. Then a very strange, but, as it seemed to me at the time, a successful plan matured in my head.

Late at night I took a bag of garbage, went to his house and scattered it all around the yard. Then I rang the doorbell and ran away, and in the morning I asked the guy if anything strange had happened to him at night. When he told me about this case with garbage, I confessed that this was how I "pranked" his family. After that, he didn't talk to me for several months."

"When I turned 12, our cleaning lady gave me a sweater for my birthday, and I asked, "Is that all?". I was a very spoiled girl and did not understand that she should not have spent money on me at all. She was a little upset and replied that she could not afford anything else, and a couple of years later she died of cancer.

Since then, I think about that case every day and realize that I behaved like a bastard. Now I appreciate every little thing they give me."

"I remember when I was 5 years old, I asked my mother: "Why do people get married?She replied that people do this when they love each other very much and want to live together for the rest of their lives. And then the thought came to me that I love my mother and would not mind living with her all the time.

That evening we had guests. Somewhere in the yard I found flowers and right in front of the guests I asked my mother if she would marry me. This case is still remembered to me."

"One Christmas, when I was 5-6 years old, we were standing in line at the mall to sit in Santa Claus' arms. I had a handful of change, about 40-60 cents, and I decided to give this money to Santa and ask him to feed the reindeer. When it was my turn, I sat on his lap, started to get the change... but it was all waking up. Directly to Santa on the groin area.

Then I started collecting coins with my little baby hands, but Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, it's okay, I'll get them myself later" and asked me to leave. Yes, yes, I groped Santa and it still makes me uncomfortable."

"In high school, the girls from the class invited me to a sleepover. I was very worried because I wanted to make friends with them for a long time.

At night I woke up and suddenly realized that... I wet myself. Then I snuck into the room where our things were lying, changed my pants, and when everyone woke up, I said that I was supposedly frozen.

Mom, picking me up from a sleepover, said that I smelled bad, but I pushed all the blame on the dog who slept in the same bed with me."

"Once, when I was still small and stupid, my father and I went to my grandmother to congratulate me on my birthday. I'm used to her giving me money for every holiday, as almost all American grandmothers do. Our family was not very rich, so I really needed this money to spend it on some stupid things that seemed important to me at the time.

And now it's noon, and there is no gift. I couldn't stand it, I went up to my grandmother and asked the question right in the forehead: "Where is my money?". You should have seen your father's face at that moment. I'm still ashamed of that."

"My parents did everything to protect me from smoking, because most of our relatives died from related diseases. True, at times they overdid it and brainwashed me too much, but they can also be understood.

And then one day one girl from kindergarten did not come, and the next day she appeared, but very sad. When I asked what happened, she told me that her grandmother had died of lung cancer.

Instead of showing support, I said, "Serves her right!". The teacher was in shock. The next day I apologized as well as a five-year-old child could."

"My friend and I were playing with a robops or something similar in my room, when suddenly his batteries ran out. I suggested that she take spare ones in her parents' room, because I knew what they kept in the closet by the bed. We started rummaging through the drawers and accidentally saw my parents' sex toys and a small collection of porn magazines. Then we came up with the idea to make fun of my sister and put it all in her room, but I came to my senses in time and realized that it would be too cruel.

But my friend decided otherwise and threw all this stuff now in my room, under the bed. The weekend passed, I had no idea about anything. On Monday, she came up to me at school and asked how my parents reacted. At first I didn't understand anything, and then she gave out the whole truth.

Immediately after class, I rushed home to put everything back in place as soon as possible, but to my horror, I looked under the bed and found nothing there. Mom had just cleaned my room... I couldn't tell my parents that this was a stupid joke of my friend — I didn't dare to start a conversation on the topic of porn. In general, they still think that I stole their dildo."

And what funny stories happened in your childhood? What are you still ashamed to remember?