You have a "la" sinking in here

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Conductors also know how to swear. Only they do it much more subtly than the others. More intelligent, perhaps. However, it turns out no less insulting. Just a few examples of what can be heard at orchestra rehearsals.

You have a "la" sinking in here
You have a "la" sinking in here

1. There are only three rehearsals left before the shame!

You have a "la" sinking in here

2. It is necessary to play as if you have had a little drink and are not in a hurry.

You have a "la" sinking in here

3. Look with one eye at the party, and two at me!

You have a "la" sinking in here

4. You play it all so familiarly, as if you personally drank with Prokofiev!

You have a "la" sinking in here

5. I will tell you now what notes are here — you will be very surprised.

You have a "la" sinking in here

6. This is not a symphony orchestra, you can't hide in the crowd here, you have to play clean!

You have a "la" sinking in here

7. Guys, these are "cuckoo sounds", not the approach of enemy aircraft!

You have a "la" sinking in here

8. And if someone played a fake, the main thing is to have time to look reproachfully at a neighbor.

You have a "la" sinking in here

9. Don't drown in your own talent!

You have a "la" sinking in here

10. Number the bars, otherwise the eyes may shift, but there are no numbers!

You have a "la" sinking in here

11. Come home and study so that the whole family knows how to play it…

You have a "la" sinking in here

12. Women's choir! Sing along with your brains.

You have a "la" sinking in here

13. You should have absorbed this work with the milk of the teacher!

You have a "la" sinking in here

14. Mendelssohn should be played without Mendelssohn.

You have a "la" sinking in here

15. Remove your manicure from the neck!

You have a "la" sinking in here

16. Stop staring at the flute player's cleavage, there are no notes there, your part is on the music stand!

You have a "la" sinking in here

17. Why was it not explained to you as a child how the trumpet differs from the pioneer horn?

You have a "la" sinking in here

18. Shostakovich was not a boxer, but for such a game he would have risen and punched you in the face!

You have a "la" sinking in here

19. If you play the first digit like that again, I will kill you all in turn, bury you, sit out, and then I will dial a new orchestra!

You have a "la" sinking in here

20. Are you not afraid to go to the second department? Say thank you that intellectuals go to the conservatory. Otherwise, the proletarians would get up from their seats and punch all of you in the face for such a game!

You have a "la" sinking in here

21. Violas, where are you climbing? And it would be fine if something decent climbed, otherwise f-sharp!

You have a "la" sinking in here

22. Try to blow from yourself! I have the impression that the direction of the air flow in the mouthpiece has not been explained to you yet in music school!

You have a "la" sinking in here

23. I know that you all hate me. Now think about how I should treat you?

You have a "la" sinking in here

24. I don't belong in the same music with you!

You have a "la" sinking in here

25. If it were my will, I would use this wand so that the air permeability in your body would resume!

You have a "la" sinking in here

26. I promise you employment in the underpass and I will personally arrange with the cops and bandits so that you are not touched. But I can't vouch for the passers-by.

You have a "la" sinking in here

27. You should have a chainsaw "Friendship" in your hands instead of a saxophone. The sound is the same, but there is more money!

You have a "la" sinking in here

28. When you come home, give my condolences to your wife. How can you sleep with such an irregular person?

You have a "la" sinking in here

29. I stop all ceremonies and from today I will start teaching you to love — if not me, then at least music!

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