The mother asked her son to stop drinking and make Christmas cards himself, he obeyed
John Cessna was leaving to study during the Christmas holidays in 2008, and his mother called him to tell him that he would miss the family Christmas photo. "She jokingly told me to stop drinking and start sending out my own Christmas cards," says Cessna. The man obeyed his mother and has been making hilarious Christmas greetings ever since.
"Since that time, the theme has evolved, as I have," says the author of the postcards. John shifted his focus from alcohol, focusing more on the absurdity and malice. From brutal sacrifices to the infamous holes in the walls of men's toilet cubicles — Cessna is probably somewhere at the end of Santa's list of "good boys". Nevertheless, the man intends to continue this funny Christmas tradition further.
(Total of 9 photos)
2008: "Merry Christmas! Love, John."
2009: "Happy holidays! With love, John Cessna."
2010: "Can I be your Christmas miracle? With love, J.S."
2011: "These holidays... ugh, fuck it all."
2012: "Some gifts... remain wrapped and hidden."
2013: "Christmas is when they sing Christmas carols and ring bells."
2014: "He looks at you when you sleep..."
2015: "Sacred Night..."
2016: "To hell with 2016."
Keywords: Irony | Greeting cards | Christmas | Banter | Usa | Humor