Sweden will host the first ever European Sex Championship
It has long been known that regular sex helps to improve physical fitness and contributes to the improvement of the body. So what is the difference between carnal pleasures and sports? It was this question that the Swedes asked themselves and decided to arrange the world's first sex championship. So far, at the level of Europe, but there, who knows, maybe this sport will be included in the list of Olympic sports?
The European Sex Championship will be held in June in the Swedish city of Gothenburg. Sweden, known as a stronghold of freedom and equality, was the first to decide to make lovemaking a sport. And the landmark event is organized not by some enthusiastic entertainers, but by the specially created Swedish Federation of Sex. This serious organization even has its own official website.
It is planned that the championship will be held within a few weeks. The holiday of sex and health will take at least 6 hours daily. Depending on the discipline, each "match" is given from 45 minutes to an hour. And there will be 16 disciplines in the program. Among them are seduction, massage, erotic massage, foreplay, oral sex, penetration, endurance, aesthetics, postures, creativity, orgasms for a while, artistry.
There are also not entirely clear competitions. For example, champions will be chosen for mastering blood pressure and pulse during intercourse. There will also be an audience award, which will be given to the most charismatic and extraordinary participants. In each discipline, you can earn from 5 to 10 points. Evaluate the participants of the jury of 5 judges and the audience.
It is easy to guess that the participants will not be divided according to sexual orientation, gender and other conventions. The President of the Swedish Federation of Sex Dragan Bratić said in an interview to the press:
It doesn't sound very clear, but it's very interesting. The organizers of the sex championship believe that their sport is one of the most difficult. In it, only physical and psychological preparation is important. Athletes must have creativity, emotionality, imagination, and only then endurance and performance.
It remains to add that now the championship will be held annually. In 2023, representatives of 20 countries applied to participate. In the future, the event will develop and most likely become worldwide. By the way, in the USA for many years the championship of the country in imaginary sex has been held. But you must admit, how can these pathetic hypocrites compete with harsh practices?