Shanghai bull. Day very first
Petr Lovygin writes: “From the abundance of Chinese speech around, it seems that someone is constantly playing ping-pong in my head. The Chinese language is also like falling down the stairs, when you feel yourself every step.
Half asleep after a night flight, I was given only three or four hours to tear Shanghai to pieces. Early in the morning we flew to Kunming, which Timon Timonych, the merry fellow, mistakenly calls “Kuniling” ... I don’t understand what a person has in his head.
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Source: Journal/lovigin
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3. Having somehow dealt with the Chinese subway, we got to the Bund embankment. On the way to it, yellow-faced people were poking me in the face with some kind of octopuses on sticks. Well, this is how I imagined China. By the way, it would be cool to get your own chair and go everywhere with it. Because everyone is here.
4. I saw the Chinese Marilyn Monroe. Could not resist - looked under the skirt. All the passing Chinese nodded approvingly. Of course, Monroe has an oriental eye shape. It was also expected, as the Uzbeks paint on small Central Asian mustaches for Gagarin.
5. Now a romantic story about bull balls. A bull stands on the Bund. Not for self-interest, but only in search of new angles, I climbed the bull's head in ... well, in general, you understand. And in this position, I suddenly hear a female voice from behind: “Peter, is that you?” The situation itself is wonderful… Oksana lives and works in Shanghai, we agreed to meet, but later, we ran into the bull quite by accident. So Shanghai is actually not great at all! By the way, Oksana rushed to the bull to stroke his balls.
6. I also saw a famous child who was tied to a fence with a rope.
7. And we had to hurry to the Tianjifang quarter, next to which we settled. Quarter drunkards, for which we actually went here with Oksana. We drank, moved three times from one place to another, because it seemed to Oksana that beer was better and cheaper in other places. I resented why the Chinese did not admire her knowledge of Chinese. She also said that if you stand on the street for 15 minutes with a sad face, then some woman will definitely stick.
8. We had a great time, and then we parted ways.
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Keywords: China | Petr Lovygin | Shanghai