Half for the former second half

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The process of divorce between separated spouses often involves the division of jointly acquired property in half and can be emotionally and financially painful. One German approached the issue ironically and unambiguously: he showed his ex-wife Laura everything that he thinks about her, literally dividing all their things in half.

He carefully and methodically cut everything into two equal parts, from the teddy bear to their car. The man assumes that Laura cheated on him. Now he is selling his halves of the property on eBay, accompanying photos of things with ironic comments.

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Half for the former second half
Source: Boredpanda.com

Half for the former second half
1. "The best solution for users who want to save space but can't afford a MacBook Air."

Half for the former second half
2. “The car, considering the year of manufacture, is in very good condition, but there are signs of wear. For example, half is missing.

Half for the former second half
3. “The wheel is turning - with some limitations, really. And the front brake works great."

Half for the former second half
4. "Great handset for those who hate making calls."

Half for the former second half
5. “Unlike my ex-wife, I can’t say anything bad about this bed, honestly, I always slept well in it!”

Half for the former second half
6. "These chairs are a beautiful art installation."

Half for the former second half
7. "There's no point in hugging stuffed animals—that's what passionate co-workers are for."

Half for the former second half
8. “Watching TV alone isn’t fun enough.”

Half for the former second half
9. “Over the past few years, I have spent many wonderful evenings on this couch with my woman. She apparently enjoyed those evenings less, because now she is sitting on another couch.

Half for the former second half
10. "If anyone is interested in the second half, contact my wife."

Half for the former second half
11. “The best REM album imo. The best composition is Everybody Hurts (how damn right!!!)”.

Half for the former second half
12. “Noticeably smaller and much more comfortable to handle. You will love the feeling of peace: guaranteed not to ring, vibrate and play music.

Half for the former second half
13. "I can only offer half, but don't worry, the best sketches are on my half."

Keywords: Idea | Relationship | Divorce | Family

     

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