20 ways to stay in history by coming up with an original signature for a tombstone
The last words of people remain with their loved ones for a long time, but the memory sooner or later disappears, and what is carved in stone remains for many years. If you are not cremated after death and your remains are not placed in an urn, you will be buried in the ground, which means a last chance to entertain those who pass by. Here is a list of funny epitaphs on tombstones, proving that a sense of humor lives forever.
Christmas cookies from Mom. Cream: a cup of sugar, half a cup of margarine. Add two eggs, a teaspoon of vanilla, three cups of flour, three teaspoons of baking powder, a teaspoon of salt. Cool and roll out the dough. Bake at 180 degrees."
In the original — a rhymed quatrain. Footnotes: "Uncle Walter liked to spend money. In the end, I spent them all. But he had whiskey and a wife. And he enjoyed life."
The caption is a play on words, it can be read in two ways: "Arthur Spanks, his wife Katherine" or "Arthur spanks his wife Katherine".
"Free your body and soul. Open your powerful wings. Climb to the highest mountains. Put your feet in the air. Now you can live forever-or return to Earth. Unless you like where you're going." From friends who miss you." The first letters of the lines add up to an obscene expression.
"That's it, guys" (the phrase that ended the Warner Bros. cartoons.) This is the grave of actor Mel Blank, "the man of a thousand voices", who voiced many cartoon characters of this studio.
"Not far from this place, 80-year-old Samuel Whitemore killed three British soldiers on April 19, 1775. He was hit with a bayonet and left for dead, but he recovered and lived to be 98."
The holes in the stone add up to the word "Dead".
"We finally found a parking spot in Georgetown."
"Here lies an atheist. Like a fool with a washed neck, I got ready, and there's nowhere to go."
"Now I know what you don't."
"I managed to raise four beautiful daughters with one bathroom and keep the love."
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