The most stupid names of professions and positions highlighted on TV

Surely, since elementary school, everyone has been asking you in a row who you want to become when you grow up. It is unlikely that such a profession as, for example, an expert in bride theft has occurred to you. But someone has to become one, right?

The following 20 professions and positions (if we talk about these definitions approximately) are ridiculous at best. Surely the creator of the subtitles in these TV shows laughed heartily when he wrote them. Or maybe he invented them? In any case, these professions and positions were highlighted on television. We hope at least one of them can apply for a dream job.

Jackson Galaxy, cat behavior consultant.

Bill Margold, pornography historian.

Eric Ostrov, an expert on Smarties (chocolate glazed dragees).

Dr. Tom Hart, a penguin.

Alan Moore, writer/ magician/ shop Santa/ Rasputin imitator.

Brynn Larson, teenage exorcist.

Dr. Bernie Peyton, a bear biologist and a folder for papers.

Russell Kleinbach, an expert on bride theft.

Big Auns ("Big Ounce"), a professional street nigga.

Deb Ashman, manufacturer of six-layer sauce.

Ludwig Dahl, responsible for the big door.

Jim Rudolph, the pork rinds expert.

Michael Jones, town crier.

Stan Covain, bread researcher.

Hotdog, choreographer.

Booth Sew, a former smuggler (in another translation — moonshiner).

Jim Koch, chocolate beer specialist.

Richard Scheuerman, expert on grated cheese.

Ghazali Jafaar, the MILF commander (probably meant not mature beauties, but Moro Islamic Liberation Front — Moro Islamic Liberation Front, but it still looks funny).

Vance Zavadazhki, inventor of anilingus.