The child can cook the most delicious food, but to get him to eat is sometimes impossible feat! Exhausted parents are sharing in a network of stories about the excuses that are inventing their offspring, refusing Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
"He asked for Ratatouille, as in the eponymous movie. I scoured the Internet looking for a recipe — and now he refuses to eat it because it was made not a rat"
"My four-year old refused to eat the pie because he is "too beautiful""
"It's broken". Broke, by the way,""
"He's too cute"
"NOT eating, because it "reminds us what happened to snow white""
Refused to eat, because I pulled the stones out of the cherries, and then "turned them into olives"
"Him "disgusting these hairs". He's 15"
"He likes onion rings, but now refuses to eat them because the other day found out that they have onions"
"Because honey cereal — taste of honey, and chocolate — flavored chocolate, and these, probably, — with the taste of Elsa, and she wants to eat Elsa"
"She doesn't like "nipples". Maybe seeds? "No nipples!""
Because she asked for "cheese and crackers, not cheese and crackers!"
Will not eat, because the bowl too many spoons. Guess who put them there?
Won't eat because the grapes are "too sharp". Sharp!
""I won't, because they are headless," he said, biting off their heads"
"Because she is too ornate"
"He refused to eat a cheese sandwich because his tail, and he doesn't eat animals"
"Because the honey on the sandwich like a rabbit, and he doesn't want to kill a rabbit"
"The first half of the biscuits he liked, but then he realized that it was not Oreo. I'm not saying that this is Oreo. But now he sobs"
"Because she doesn't like the orange on the banana. This, incidentally, is fork"
"Because carrots have legs"
"Because, "this tastes as if they mixed different fruits". Um, well, you can say so, because it's a fruit salad"
"Because he was biting the mouse"
"Eddie refused to eat, said that should not have been so nice to slice"
"Because she's a vegetarian and wants instead of meat chicken nuggets"
Because this cupcake looks bad, he needs a doctor""
"He doesn't want the ravioli because "they have smaller fingers""
"Because, "they are uneven""
"Because she won't eat anything divided into parts, because of this she may fall apart, and no one will gather"
"I bought pasta in the shape of bats. Now they're crying, and no one can persuade them that this is not true bats"
"Because "in it the seeds""
"Because when she dropped it on the table, cracked glaze. She's 17"
"Because she wanted it, but as I was doing it, she wanted more"
"Because it looks like ass"
"Because in a room someone farted, and now muffin dirty"
"She refused to eat the yogurt on the left, which I chose for her, and she chose a yoghurt on the right. Find the difference"
"Because I said it legs, and he doesn't eat the legs. Only wings"
"Because he wanted candy from nuts and candy — who would have thought? — was nuts"
"Because she wants a goldfish"
"Because, "she already ate at school." By the way, today is Sunday"
"Because these berries have died"