The most idiotic drunken things according to Reddit users

Any person who likes to miss a couple of drink, had been in trouble and did something strange. But many drunken antics pale in comparison with what was done under the influence these people. Namely, put the pasta in the toaster, ordered a wholesale batch of Irish oatmeal on the Internet, jumped from the balcony and knocked out his teeth and much more. No wonder in the tale says: "do Not drink, kozlenochkom you will become!"

One of the users was drunk trying to cook pasta in the toaster. He shoved hard dry noodles in the toaster and seriously hoped that he would be able to get an edible dish.

Another user in the morning opened the fridge and saw this picture.

Another user wife got to the password from Amazon and by degrees ordered cat this fashionable tie.

Another guy in a drunken state decided that strawberry house — what you need to his cat.

The girl returned from the party and tried to get into the house through a hole for the cat. Catwoman.

Drunk what did not happen: the guy tried to charge a chocolate bar.

Another distinguished user has ordered a whole box of edible LEGO bricks and tried to build them from the castle.

To get lost in the textures is something like this. Surprisingly, even in this state, the man gently holding a beer without spilling.

One Reddit user wrote a "letter from the past", leaving a few bills for a morning beer. What life hack?

Under the influence of alcohol, strange things happen. Male order online wholesale consignment of Irish oatmeal.

The dog you can define the hosts yesterday, great time.

"I don't know what happened last night, but I woke up naked at home, alone, with broken tooth, and in full confidence that jumped off your roof". "Seriously?" — "Unfortunately, Yes." — "Why the hell would you jump off my balcony?" — "No idea, dude."

Pretty drunk, a man decided to cook awesome meals in the oven. It happened like this.