The 6 most traumatic types of sex according to statistics

Also Ilf and Petrov rightly noted that the science of statistics knows everything. She also knows which types of sex are the most dangerous in terms of injury. You will be surprised, but there are no exotic sexual excesses on this list and everything is very decent. The law of large numbers affects — the most popular methods of intimacy in the general mass and give a large number of injured. (Careful! Adult content).

One day, the American Center for Control and Prevention took care of counting people who were injured and even died in the process of making love. The boring statistical report is full of expressions like "overstrain from repetitive actions" and "negative impact of vibration", but we will try to state its essence in simple human language. Yes, we did not take into account all sorts of extraordinary cases, such as falling at the moment of orgasm from a height — these situations need to be considered separately.

American scientists have called oral sex the least dangerous type of intimate contact. The number of injuries sustained during blowjob or cunnilingus is negligible and it can not but rejoice. The only exception to the rule is autofellation, that is, oral self-satisfaction. In this case, the chance of getting a spinal injury is quite high.

For sex toys and in general objects used for bed games, one problem is typical - getting stuck. Scientists tried to collect some more or less accurate information about the most dangerous objects, but failed to cope with this task. Researchers from the journal Sexual Medicine Review reported: the resourcefulness of people is so inexhaustible that it is simply impossible to imagine a description of all the objects that created problems.

A woman's vagina is very elastic, unlike an erect penis. But not all ladies remember this important difference. That is why the rider's pose annually sends tens of thousands of men to hospital beds. Penis fracture is not a very common case in urology, but on a global scale it turns out a depressing picture.

The "International Journal of Impotence" (yes, there is such a publication) wrote that 10% of all fractures occur due to the rider's pose. Moreover, it also says that despite the unbearable pain of a fracture, some men manage not to go to the hospital, so the exact number of injured is unknown.

It has already been officially announced that neither blindness nor the growth of hair on the palms of fans of self-satisfaction are not threatened. But penis fractures and vaginal injuries in their practice do not happen so rarely. Interestingly, in the eastern regions of the planet, masturbation injuries are recorded much more often, since the people there are more inclined to seclusion and are much more inventive than Europeans and Americans.

The "International Journal of Impotence" already mentioned by us claims that in case of penis fractures, the missionary position is to blame in 26% of cases. Yes, yes, not a "rider", with her modest 10%, namely a position that we consider classic and the least risky. It is quite possible that such a depressing figure is due to the fact that this pose is the most common in the world, and in some places it is considered the only allowed one.

Again fractures of the penis and this time the honorable first place in injuries. He is occupied by the knee-elbow pose, beloved by many. 41% of cases of injuries to the male genital organ are obtained with this method of penetration. But there is another opinion — in 2014, the magazine Advances in Urology claimed that the rider's pose is still more dangerous, because a man almost does not control the situation, and a woman can not immediately notice if something went wrong.

By the way, heterosexual contacts are recognized as more risky, in terms of injuries, than homosexual ones. The ratio of injured is 67 and 10%, respectively.