Sexual adventures of plumbers and couriers — fantasy and reality

Sexologists claim that fantasies about casual sex in the workplace are among the most common among both men and women of the fair sex. The classic image of a plumber who came to fix a faucet and ended up in the bed of a sultry hostess of a living space is persistently cultivated by the porn industry. Reddit users found out how vital such cases are.

As it turned out, although there is an element of pleasant surprise in the work of utility workers, pizza delivery men and postmen, it cannot be compared with the working days of plumbers and couriers from adult films.

The participant of the conversation on Reddit with the nickname rear_end_agenda works in the gas service. Once, having received a signal about a gas leak, he and his partner hurried to a call left to the dispatcher by a woman. Arriving at the place, the masters did not find any problems and found out that the lady had invented the accident in order to stay in the men's company.

After chatting with the landlady over a cup of tea, the gas workers learned that she was single and earned her living by writing sultry women's novels. Obviously, the writer had not seen the passionate embraces under the moon and the "jade rods" described in the books for a very long time and therefore decided on such an adventure.

Despite the fact that the novelist was clearly not averse to continuing the acquaintance, rear_end_agenda and his friend finished their tea and hurried to bow out, having received as much as $ 100 "for tea". By the way, the author did not mention in his story about the age of the lady and how attractive she was.

The boreddude13 user worked as a pizza delivery boy in his youth and recalled an episode from the life of his colleague. Late in the evening, the woman placed an order for pizza with sausage. The usual delivery time in such cases within an hour did not suit her, and she promised to sleep with the courier if he managed to deliver the order in 20 minutes.

The order went to the only married employee, who was also not warned about the nuances, simply informing him that the order was very urgent. The courier managed to make it on time, but when a sexy student who ordered pizza gave him: "You made it — let's fuck," the exemplary family man was embarrassed and, saying that he was married, retreated. The case became the property of the whole team, and a decent guy was made fun of for a long time.

A similar case, but with a happy ending, was told by a Reddit user with the nickname chopper_popper. He managed to sleep with a client, if, of course, he is telling the truth. It seems that this is the only participant in the discussion who managed to do it without adventures and bummers.

Atticusfinch1973, who works as a fitness instructor, told another sad story. One of the clients invited him to tea "with sweets", as if casually informing him that her husband was away, and the children were at school. The first commentator amused everyone by saying: "Go on... I'm already unbuttoning my fly."

But the narrator did not live up to expectations, as he refused a hot lady, citing moral principles. "Out of frustration, I buttoned my fly so sharply that I pinched my dignity," the commentator reacted to the finale of the story, making the whole community laugh. What else can you expect from a person who took the nickname in honor of an elderly lawyer from the cult novel "To Kill a Mockingbird"?

The author of the post with the nickname f3arl3es broke the readers even steeper. Being a young psychiatrist who had barely graduated from college, he went on a call to a patient diagnosed with erotomania. Then the plot developed hotly and rapidly — the lady put her hand on his knee, stroked his chest, asked intimate questions and took languid poses from films.

However, the meeting between the doctor and the "hot" patient ended in nothing. The young doctor, despite mass provocations, remained faithful to professional ethics. It was not difficult at all, since he worked from a nursing home, and the "erotomaniac" was old enough for him to be a grandmother.

The most adventurous, as it turned out, is the work of a courier. Eatingnachos said that the following incident occurred with his partner delivering pizza. One day a lady in a swimsuit opened the door to him and, without even saying hello, gave out — "How do I look?"

The courier did not find anything better than to answer: "Hungry", than spoiled a promising acquaintance. However, it was mentioned separately that the lady in the swimsuit was quite strange and, most likely, not quite herself. But it's still better than the story that another courier told. Tom constantly had to bring sandwiches to a pervert who opened the door in an open robe on a naked body.

Another delivery worker brought a 16-inch pizza to a posh house with a swimming pool, near which an expensive car was parked. The door was opened by a gorgeous blonde a little over 40 and the guy thought he was in a real porn movie. However, confused, he managed to give the lady: "I have a 16-inch sausage for you," after which she silently paid without leaving a tip and slammed the door in his face.

An employee of the courier service Notalaborlawyer said that one day he brought an order to the house and saw a note in the door "The door is not locked, go straight to the bedroom." On the way to the bedroom, the courier had time to think about a lot of things, but everything was quite prosaic — the client turned out to be a woman bedridden, and such a strange way of meeting the courier had to be used because the nurse was away on business.

Finally, we have saved the "hottest" case, from a plumber with the nickname Karova1. Having come on call, the master found out that no one in the apartment responds to calls and knocking on the door. In emergency cases, which included this one, with the faucet torn off in the shower, it is allowed to take the apartment key from the landlord.

On the way to the shower, the Karova1 plumber found two completely naked girls in the kitchen, who seemed no less puzzled than the master. The thing is that the specialist in the repair of pipes and faucets turned out to be a girl, and the ladies were expecting a visit from a man with a pleasant voice who accepted the order.

Most likely, such stories have happened in the lives of many, but not everyone is ready to tell them to the public, even hiding under a nickname on Reddit.