Men, be vigilant: 12 tricks that gloss teaches women

Tips for the stronger sex — how not to get "hooked". And recommendations to the weak sex — why not blindly believe the advice from magazines.

One of my last dates failed. During dinner, the girl vigorously stroked the stem of the glass. I was afraid for her. What if the scabies starts like this? Then in the taxi she whispered something very passionately in my ear. Scared again. But for myself. In particular, for his ear. Don't think that I'm all "scared". There was just an annoying artificiality about it. Quite a nice girl tried so desperately and clumsily to charm that it turned out quite the opposite. Saddened. Since I know where the legs are growing from in this whole situation. On duty, I often monitor women's magazines.

And I understand that passionate whispering, erotic biting of the lips, furious winding of curls on the finger - often it's from there. Such advice is given to young ladies under headings like "15 proven ways to seduce a man." Girls believe gloss. They take methods into service. Alas. After that date, I decided to do a good deed for both men and women. The first to tell how to recognize in a girl a passion for advice on "hunting" for the stronger sex. And the second is to prove that in fact all this can look quite comical.

Trick 1. Laugh at all his jokes! (A shot from the film "Bridget Jones's Diary")

Girls. It's better to laugh when there really is a reason for it. There is another old saying about this. We like your laughter. It invigorates men, gives confidence in their abilities, defuses the situation. It is very important. But you shouldn't overdo it.

Trick 2. "Shoot" with your eyes! (A shot from the movie "Sin City - 2")

Girls. Our dear ones, even without these algorithms, you usually manage to establish eye contact that excites us. But as soon as you start acting according to the pattern "forward, sideways, down, forward", the look loses the main thing - uniqueness. But the eyes are the mirror of the soul. We are glad to see sincere interest in them. But not the instructions.

Trick 3. Drop something and pick it up erotically. (A shot from the movie "Heartbreakers")

Girls. Of course, if you have dropped something unspecially, it is better to pick it up with dignity, gracefully. But unnecessarily arching your back, waving your hair is clearly superfluous. This is more likely to make a man feel uncomfortable.

Trick 4. Stroke the stem of the glass with your fingers. (A shot from the movie "Sex and the City - 2")

Girls. Again - don't overdo it, please. Otherwise, you risk looking vulgar. It is unlikely that this is what you are trying to achieve.

Trick 5. Share his hobbies. (A shot from the movie "Pretty Woman")

Girls. To be honest, not many men find attractive girls yelling "go-o-o-o-ol" in the sports bar. If you really like football, hockey, horse racing or fishing, then no problem. But it is by no means necessary to share men's interests. That's why they're male. We like that we are different!

Trick 6. Try to eat something erotically in his presence. (A shot from the movie "Julie and Julia. We cook happiness according to the recipe")

Girls. There is an anecdote: "The girl, in order not to seem easily accessible, ate a banana with a knife and fork on the first date." This is, of course, an extreme. But some who love to eat especially erotically can achieve the opposite effect. And look frankly vulgar. At the same time, eating quickly and sloppily is also by no means the best option. The golden word is still a measure…

Trick 7. Be unpredictable and mysterious! (A shot from the movie "Fall in love with me if you dare")

Girls. Of course, it's wonderful when a woman is full of surprises and riddles. But only if the surprises are pleasant, and the riddles are not fake. And also - I'll tell you our secret: all girls for men are a priori riddles! So it is not necessary to spur misunderstanding of female nature.

Trick 8. Play with your hair, show off your neck. (A shot from the movie "Malena")

Girls. Quite harmless tricks. If in moderation, of course. If not, a man may get excited, why are you constantly messing around in your hair.

Trick 9. Try to lower your voice, speak breathily. (A shot from the movie "Basic Instinct")

Girls. We actually like different voices. Both low and sonorous. Rather, it is important that the girls do not swear and do not say "calling". It's better to keep an eye on this. And in an intimate setting, the voice itself will become lower, sexier. There is no need for inventions here. And the falseness in the voice is unpleasant, it will only push you away.

Trick 10. Say on the phone that you are lying in the bathroom. (A shot from the movie "Only girls in jazz")

Girls. A pretty harmless trick. But still, maybe we can do without lying in a relationship? Even so innocent…

Trick 11. Ask a man for help and praise him loudly. (A shot from the movie "Overboard")

Girls. A man likes to help a woman. This is a fact. The man rejoices in your praises. This is another fact. But sometimes it feels that the request is far-fetched, and the raptures are exaggerated. And we are against falsehood in relationships, do you remember?

Trick 12. "Mirror" the man! (A shot from the movie "My boyfriend is a psycho")

Girls. Someone manages to "mirror" subtly and imperceptibly, and for someone this attempt is like mimicking. But even if the trick was successful, then the question is not a sense of proportion, as in most other points. Here, rather, it should be unpleasant for the woman herself that a man will fall in love not with her, but with his reflection (remember about Narcissus, right?). It will not be possible to copy the chosen one all the time. Therefore, relationships built on this trick are almost always doomed to problems. It's better to be yourself, right?

Request. The first, the only, the main one. (A shot from the movie "The Best in me")