Koto-player, light-horse, killer ants: the 10 most useless things sold on the Internet

Exclusively crazy from the deodorant with the smell of bacon to homeopathy for dogs!

Lamp in the shape of a horse

This lamp is in the form of a horse came here, not because it is tasteless. One small detail that will change the attitude to the senselessness of such a lamp once and for all. The fact that the lamp-the horse is sold in a 1:1 scale relative to the real horse and is 8000 dollars. But the product was purchased more than once!

In one comment a man says that his friend bought this lamp and now likes to sit on horseback and to quote Mark TWAIN in French.

Homeopathy for dogs

Homeopathic pellets are designed to strengthen the bladder and entire urinary system in dogs. Even more useless than homeopathy for people.

Ant farm-killer

A tempting offer for anyone whose children are interested in botany. At the same time, this farm will teach a more important life lesson about the nature of death.

A review on the website of the seller this product did not deter from buying the gel in the farm is that notorious psychopath. The fact that ants planted in that thing, one after the other drowned and died inside the green mash until only one remains. The last hero carried the bodies of their relatives on a makeshift cemetery and walked among the dead for at least another 4 months.

One billion tons of snow

Seasonal offer that can be found on Amazon. The description says that the product is cold, wet, heavy and is ideal for the construction of the fence.

Player for cat

The strange decision to ordinary scratching posts. Knowing the nature of all these fluffy lumps of contempt, no self-respecting meat won't scratch that. Rather, it will be scratched face host.

Bow ties out of duct tape

If you have a suit made entirely from duct tape, this tie is what you're looking for! In any other case, burp capitalism — not the best idea to spend 19 bucks. And the whole tape the normal silver duct tape would cost much cheaper.

The deodorant with the smell of fried bacon

Why just smell like a pig, if you can smell a bit like fried pig? Apparently, that's exactly what the producers were thinking. Of course, the smell of bacon is a great flavor, but armpit mentally healthy person so smell should not.

Exercise bike for arms and legs

Why do the stationary bike without a seat — the seller is not explained, but hinted that without a seat you got nothing.

Images are not to masturbate

In the description of the book it States that none of the image will not cause sexual desire and will not disturb your libido. Be it spanking the monkey or the airing of orchids.

This book was supposed to appear in our Universe!

Humane trap for parasites

For just $ 25 you can buy a real vacuum trap the pet parasites. And all this without a single murder! After the capture of the offender can be safely released into the wild to further fruitful and multiply, and then returned to your house together with the whole family!