Hipster bars that need to be shut down

Hipster bars abuse irony and “craftiness” with might and main, sometimes crossing all boundaries of reason. Tell me: why serve a dish with sauce on a cutting board? Is it convenient to drink beer from a can that doesn't even have a handle? Who do you take visitors for by serving a dish on a shovel? No, fellow hipsters, this is positively no good. It's time to end this madness.

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Someone brought dinner right in the mug. Well, can't a beer mug be used just for beer?

You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates) pic.twitter.com/81icv1VyEn

— Ed Smith (@rocketandsquash) March 17, 2016

Stunned, “deconstruction” of spaghetti bolognese for €29. For what?..

Cole slow in paper and a small cart, nothing out of the ordinary.

For some reason, the shrimp cocktail salad was placed in a rough plastic box. It's a hint?..

Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread on a #bumpaddle. Chef in a headlock. (Pic: @ThatDamnYank) pic.twitter.com/OH2IfWtzed

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) April 3, 2016

Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread is on a cutting board. The hand is on the face.

The stupid way of serving food on a cutting board becomes really dangerous if the dish has sauce in it.

Chairs above the table, ha ha, very funny. Ironically.

In this bar, a microscopic table is right up against the wall, and next to it is an old barbershop chair. Probably to sit alone and think about how the hipsters got to all this.

As an entertainment program, this bar plays non-stop videos depicting the process of making minced meat.

Fine fresh onions are squandered on table numbers.

An old tin can is not the most suitable glass for a delicious cocktail, don't you think?

It doesn't matter that a sweaty can of cold beer will surely slip out of the visitor's hands, as long as it's hipster.

@WeWantPlates #WeWantSinks pic.twitter.com/VQV40NICWY

— Carl Johnson (@carljohnson125) March 4, 2016

No, this is not a temporary sink. Stylish, fashionable, garden.

This hand dryer seemed too new to the owners of the establishment, so they decided to repaint it in rust color for more aesthetics.

When can we stop pretending these are acceptable seats? #wewantchairs pic.twitter.com/QVWWJ33yHZ

— Alice BevertonPalmer (@alicebeepea) March 19, 2016

An arbitrary set of boards waited for its finest hour and began to be called chairs.

Antique children's chairs are reminiscent of torture and corporal punishment of the past. It is immediately clear that the institution is focused on a family audience.

Looking at this “chair”, you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or take it as an insult. A leaky bike seat plus a pipe plus a rim equals hipsterism taken to the point of absurdity.

I wonder if you can just sit on the floor in this cafe? ..

Thank you, a table of books that are now unreadable.

Chefs: bring us camping stoves, knock a few quid off and we'll heat it up ourselves. Deal?

(Pic: @seanddotmedotuk) pic.twitter.com/l96GHBnMG5

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) October 24, 2015

Soup right in the pot. Indeed, why dirty the plates, and so it will do.

Enjoy your fry-up tomorrow morning, but spare a thought for people who still eat off garden tools. (Pic: @Bassboy73) pic.twitter.com/CyHGPRtrVy

— We Want Plates (@WeWantPlates) October 16, 2015

Enjoy a classic British breakfast served elegantly on a shovel. Bon appetit!