Eight stupid things that every girl does on a first date

This material we have prepared specially for men. Instructions for use on a first date it can not be called female logic unique and multifaceted, and in two pages it will not explain. But it will help you to get at least a rough idea about what is happening in our women's minds during a first date.

1. We struggle with doubt, reading a menu

This is only for men it's simple: explore the menu is to read it, choose what you like, and order. For us to explore the menu is to STUDY the menu.

Not too expensive that I liked? But if I order the cheeseburger extraconal and cheese toast instead of buns, don't think me a glutton? Maybe just order a salad... but then I stay hungry. Whether he will pay attention, if I order three slices of chocolate cake... for two of course?..

2. We are trying to look stylish as ever

To date, we wear clothes, entirely different from the one they usually carry. If 90% of our wardrobe included jeans and t-shirts with characters from "the Simpsons" or "family Guy", then before the first date we get bins of our most fashionable suit or even go shopping to buy something.

And between the case and even a quick stop in the cosmetics Department to find out how exactly to use these multiple brushes to apply blush, highlighter and concealer. Even those of us who manage the clock to maintain a well-groomed appearance, on the first date try to look on the five plus.

3. We worry about what we will talk

Of course, it so happens that on the first date, the conversation is done with enviable ease, without awkward pauses and confusion. Most are desperately trying to find the fine line between what is appropriate to share, and themes, which it is wiser to avoid.

Yes, we all know that to discuss past, as well as to share stories of drunken adventure on a first date is not worth it. But is it appropriate to admit that we are crazy about the new album One Direction or that we live in the house 8 cats? Whether or not to tell about their work without risk to seem chatty and Intrusive? And will it be impolite to ask who you sign?..

4. We come up with an excuse to escape

"I just called grandma, her cat got lost and we need to find him", "My friend just dropped her husband, and she needs my help", "This is my boss! I need to get back to the office!" — if we are talking something like and in a panic took off, leaving you alone, feel free to delete our number from contacts: will not continue.

5. We smile

We smile always. When looking for the nearest exit from the building when choosing a dessert, when you think about how crazy the type this fellow in front of me and when we from this fellow very excited — we are also smiling. To the previous point is also true. Conclusion: if we smile it means nothing.

6. We try to seem smarter

No, we can, of course, do not try and make a knight's move, wearing a stunning neckline. But we really want to look in your eyes is not only beautiful but also clever — but because we try to use in casual speech clever words, memorize a couple of phrases that relate to the topic of your dissertation (Hello penny from "big Bang Theory").

And in that moment, when your eyes light up the flame of admiration, we say something about the neighborhood of Turkey and Madagascar — and watch how you change in the face of... well, perhaps neckline — not a bad option.

7. We're late

Honestly, we don't do it specifically to raise your profile, or make you nervous. Believe me, you'd be forgiven us, if they knew how much time we spent in front of the mirror, choosing the right first-date outfit (see paragraph 2).

Habit to be late, if it is almost ineradicable. And if our first date grow into something serious, don't even try to fight it.

8. We put something very uncomfortable

15-inch heels with which we risk falling and breaking a leg, impossibly tight bra designed to enhance bust volume — we often embark on similar sacrifices to impress you (again see item 2).

And no matter what during the Dating you see our pain distorted face — we sincerely believe that this gives us mystery and charm.