Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

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And you also call your other half sweet words like "honey", "sweetie" and "babe"? Probably all do... But few people realize what these lovely expressions, really.

Below we have gathered a few descriptions of the most common compliments. People with a good sense of humor is essential reading.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

1) an Animal of the cat family. Most of the day sleeping. Unlike most predators that kill prey quickly and without unnecessary anguish, he likes to do it slowly, "playing". He does not like water and instead of the normal washing licks off all the dirt. It is considered a symbol of depravity.

2) the Vulgar name for the female sexual organ.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

One of the most primitive and stupid animals like chordates. Cold, slimy, covered with scales and mucus. Can be poisonous. In its raw form has a characteristic unpleasant odor.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

Animal of the order of lagomorphs. One of the most stupid mammals. Does not care about their offspring. Is a symbol of cowardice. A characteristic feature of rabbits (and rabbits) – eating their own feces.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

The female dove. Urban dove is one of the most stupid birds; its brain is so undeveloped that, unlike other birds, dove is not even able to sit on the branch, holding the balance. Lead a marginal lifestyle, eats garbage, poops everywhere, and carries infection. Despite its small beak, salawaat to death of their own kind.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

The sexual organ of plants, the only purpose is to attract insects. No independent action can not.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

1) the young of a human or other animal; being underdeveloped compared to the fully grown mentally and physically, helpless, knowing nothing and not knowing how, prone to nasty screaming and uncontrollable shitting.

2) a Dwarf (the dwarf) and do something with pathologically small size.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

Star, spectral class G2, dim and ugly yellow dwarf. In spite of this, is (like any star) source of deadly hard radiation, which the Earth only saves the magnetosphere and the ozone layer.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

Confection is meant to be eaten and digested. Does not contain healthy elements. Contributes to the development of caries, obesity, diabetes.

Bunny, kitty, honey: short and very tongue-in-cheek reference compliments

The fruit of some plants, the only purpose is to be eaten and digested by animals, so that undigested residues were ejected by stool. Some berries, however, are poisonous.

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Keywords: Funny | Love | Jokes | Humor

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