"Beethoven was a tough guy, I answer"
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By Pictolic https://pictolic.com/article/beethoven-was-a-tough-guy-i-answer.htmlScientists finally explained in simple terms what they are doing. About a month ago, a Reddit user with the nickname FaithMilitant asked PhDs to explain what they wrote about in their dissertations. The most simple. As they say, for dummies. They were happy to tell, and we selected the funniest answers.
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Source: rg.ru and reddit.com
1. “Mushrooms, mushrooms everywhere! Especially inside plants, where they do strange things. Do we understand what is happening? No".
2. “Aluminum can be used to create very cool microstructures. However, these microstructures are not cool enough for us to be given money to complete the research.”
3. "We need to make new magnets from old magnets, because we are running out of magnets."
4. “Does music express emotions or evoke them? Read the next 200 pages so you don't know the answer."
5. "God knows why people get autism."
6. “Museums don't digitize their collections correctly. Can we fix this? Like yes."
7. "You can make antimatter move in strange directions if you don't set up the equipment well."
8. "You'll never guess why the English translators screwed up this German author's work so badly!"
9. "Salmon grows faster in a small company."
10. "A little laser kills the cancer, a lot of laser kills the patient."
11. “Gamma rays can't turn you into the Hulk. But Escherichia coli E. coli can.”
12. “Brain cells communicate with each other. And sometimes by themselves.
13. "If a monkey's brain is connected to a battery, the monkey will notice."
14. “This protein can cause asthma. Oh, it looks like it can't.
15. "Beethoven was a tough guy, I answer."
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