Australia: the mortal continent

Each Australian animal wants to kill you. Well, not necessarily you — these creatures will suit any person. The statement is undoubtedly loud, but true. The continent is only considered civilized. In fact, the civilization here about the same amount and on the desert plains of Central Africa. In Africa, the traveler risk of dying in the jaws of the lion is understandable. Or rhinoceros, or a spear, which throws it out of boredom warrior Maasai. All this is well known, unpleasant, but still not the scariest death.

Australia has something to bet. Here hapless tourists find tigers and rhinos, and giant deadly birds, giant (this definition can be added to almost all living creatures here) snakes, crabs, like a fiend, and spiders that look like aliens from the planet horror. Sharks and deadly insects? Of course! In General, if you plan to travel to the antipodes — I advise you to look at our selection and think again. No photoshop. Solid truth, frightening any reasonable person to gray hair.

Real scenes of local TV, SkyNews. The shark swam in the pond adjacent to the field for the game of Golf. The crew weren't there by accident: a day earlier, the same shark ate a fine player, accidentally dropped his ball into the water.

Of course, it is very interesting to see who wins. But not enough to risk a life!

A standard warning is placed on quite a regular city beach. Especially for those swimmers without fear and without reproach, who is not only reckless, but also his own life.

Nothing interesting, the dog caught a shark. And eat. And looking at the photographer. Maybe this is a recent photograph?

It's not a log. This crocodile, peacefully floating in the coastal waters of his business. We don't even want to think about what business might be the creature at the beach full of children.

This crocodile was less fortunate. It was eaten by a snake. Crocodile! Still thinking about traveling to Australia?

Yes, here buffaloes can attack the car. And, most likely, not miss a chance.

Hi, cassowary. For the record: they are — a vile, vindictive birds, running faster than a Cheetah. Paw cassowary is able to rip the belly of the man. Theory, confirmed the sad practice.

Among the pile, there are a few pieces of granite, Pausini three eggs and two jellyfish. Test for attention — who can't guess risks losing hands.

Someone who eats, is unclear. Or is it just interspecies sex? A‑Ah!

A difficult choice — to take that thing down or immediately cut off the leg. Mantis mutant: the return of the villain. In fact, there are much more hospitable place than this distant continent!

Signed in the original source claims that the crocodile's name is "Satan". I wonder why.

Another picture in which it is unclear who was caught and is now eating. It is unclear why the photographer has still not escaped in a panic. Out of this place. From this country. From the continent.

To sail or to leave them to hell? Today guys, get to land on the oars. Unless, of course, no one ate the oars.

An entry from the blog of the author of the photograph reads: "Two hours. Two hours it took me to dinner in good company — these creatures had two hours to get me to walk home by foot". In General, if you are going to Australia, then choose the Park with the mind. Maybe it'll help.