Australia is a deadly continent

Every Australian animal wants to kill you. Well, it doesn’t have to be just you—any person will be happy with these creatures. The statement is no doubt loud, but true. This continent is only considered civilized. In fact, there is about as much civilization here as on the desert plains of Central Africa. In the same Africa, a traveler risks dying in the jaws of an understandable lion. Or a rhinoceros, or a spear that a Maasai warrior throws at him out of boredom. All this is a familiar, unpleasant, but still not the most frightening death.

Australia has a lot to play for. Here the unlucky tourist is met not by tigers and rhinoceroses, but by giant deadly birds, giant (this definition can be safely added to almost all the creatures living here) snakes, crabs that look like fiends of hell, and spiders that look like aliens from the planet of horrors. Sharks and deadly insects? Still would! In general, if you are planning a trip to the antipodes, we advise you to look at our selection and think again. No photoshop. A complete truth that scares any reasonable person to the point of gray hair.

Real footage from local television, SkyNews. The shark swam into a pond adjacent to a golf course. It was no coincidence that the film crew ended up there: the day before, the same shark had a great bite from a player who accidentally dropped a ball into the water.

Of course, it will be very interesting to see who wins. But not enough to risk your life for it!

A standard warning posted on a completely ordinary city beach. Especially for those bathers without fear or reproach, who are not only knee-deep in the sea, but also in their own lives.

Nothing interesting, the dog caught a shark. And he eats. And looks at the photographer. Maybe this is his last photo?

This is not a log. This is a crocodile swimming peacefully in the coastal waters about its business. We don't even want to think about what kind of business this creature could be on a city beach full of children.

This crocodile was not so lucky. He was eaten by a snake. Crocodile! Still thinking about traveling to Australia?

Yes, here buffalos can attack a car. And, most likely, they will not miss the chance.

Hello cassowary. For reference: cassowaries are nasty, vindictive birds that run faster than a cheetah. With a blow of its paw, a cassowary can rip open a person's stomach. A theory confirmed by sad practice.

Among this pile are several pieces of granite, three spider eggs and two jellyfish. Attentiveness test - whoever doesn't guess right risks losing his hand.

It is completely unclear who eats whom. Or is it just interspecies sex? Ah-ah-ah!

It’s a difficult choice - to remove this creature from yourself or immediately chop off the leg. Mutant Mantis: Return of the Villain. Indeed, there are much more hospitable places in the world than this distant continent!

The caption in the original source states that this crocodile's name is "Satan". I wonder why.

Another photo in which it is completely unclear who caught who and is now eating whom. It is still unclear why the photographer has not yet run away in panic. From this place. From this country. From this continent.

Raise the sails or leave them to hell? Today, guys, we get to land by oars. Unless, of course, no one has eaten the oars yet.

An entry from the author's blog reads: “Two hours. It took me exactly two hours to have dinner in good company—two hours was enough for these creatures to force me to walk home.” In general, if you are going to Australia, then choose parking wisely. Maybe it will help.