An American taught an oral sex machine to recognize voice commands
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By Pictolic https://pictolic.com/article/an-american-taught-an-oral-sex-machine-to-recognize-voice-commands.htmlLet's start with the fact that inventors need different. Someone comes up with electric cars, someone creates new weapons, and the American Brian Sloan develops machines for oral sex. A couple of years ago, the genius of his thought created a device called Autoblow Decoy Safe. And now the lustful Kulibin has issued a new version of his car — Autoblow AI+, endowed with artificial intelligence.
After creating the Autoblow Decoy Safe blowjob machine, Sloan quickly got enough of it and started twirling it in his hands to somehow refine it. But at first he did not come up with anything better than to store money and valuables inside an intimate toy. Counting on the squeamishness of thieves, Brian was sure that this was a great hiding place.
Most likely, this number did not pass, and even a multifunctional device no one began to sweep off the shelves. Then Brian decided to refine the device again, having already focused on its main function. This is how the magnificent Autoblow AI+ device, controlled by the user's voice, was born.
The ingenious machine received a microphone and a processor capable of recognizing human speech. While the oral sex machine knows six commands: "Start", "Pause", "Faster", "Slower", "More" and "Cum". At the latter, by the way, turbo mode is turned on, bringing the user closer to the final stage of communication with the device.
Since this device was the first of its kind, journalists rushed to Sloan again. In an interview with one of the publications, Brian explained in detail the essence of his scientific and technical breakthrough in the field of masturbation:
It is quite obvious that the future of the sex toy industry is in safe hands. It remains to wait a little while until the new device is played enough. It's hard to imagine what else the sophisticated brain of a lone technician is capable of.
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