A gachimuchi-style action movie, or How a gay porn actor beat up 35 neo-Nazis

The Daily News Reported excited users with an epic story with elements of gay porn and an action movie. A guy named Brandon Parker, walking his dog, encountered intolerance and got into a fight. Despite the fact that his opponents were a group of neo-Nazis from 35 people, he emerged from the battle victorious. The police, who arrived at the scene, arrested Parker, mistaking him for a street hooligan, but, having sorted it out, soon released him. It seems nothing sensational, except for the number of neo-Nazis. But the story has become as piquant as possible because of the persona of the main character.

The source states that Brandon Parker is known to connoisseurs of gay porn from hardcore films such as "Let's Go Brandon". Sometimes he is also filmed under the creative pseudonym Brandon Cummings. He can be called a star without exaggeration, since he has a fan club and his fans are hunting for "brandon brand" merchandise. Therefore, the story of the fight has gained serious resonance.

The Daily News Reported article says that Brandon was walking his poodle Tiger in the evening and ran into bullies. A group of neo-Nazis noticed a guy with a dog and for some reason recognized him. It is difficult to say what beliefs the American Nazis adhere to if they recognize gay porn actors in the face in the twilight. But let's leave the analysis of this issue for later, because it's about fighting, not tastes.

One of the thugs made an obscene joke about Parker, and the other kicked his dog. Brandon could not stand it and rushed at the offenders. The 28-year-old porn actor has been engaged in mixed martial arts for 6 years and felt confident. It is not known what played the role, the physical training of the actor or the effect of surprise, but the guy coped with the rowdies.

It didn't end there, and help came to the hooligans. Now Parker was confronted by 35 people. But Brandon got rid of them, too. When the police arrived at the scene of the brawl, the conflict had exhausted itself. The winner and several of the most daring Nazis were taken to the police station, but Parker, after giving evidence, was immediately released. This is a gachimuchi-style action movie with a happy ending.

This story captured the minds of many and it was immediately replicated by sites around the world. The event was actively discussed on social networks, but some users were filled with skepticism. It turned out that the photo from the original article was not a porn star at all. The guy in the picture was not recognized even by the most passionate fans of "strawberry".

Distrust was also caused by the number of Nazis attacking gay. Someone suggested that Conor himself easily snatched our McGregor such a gang would have punks. Soon everything became clear. Having searched the Daily News Reported website, the most meticulous users saw that it was not a news, but an entertainment resource. The website itself says:

And it also turned out that there is no gay porn with the name "Let's Go Brandon". This is just a reference to the meme that US conservatives use as a euphemism for "F*** Joe Biden." Since this joke is for the elite, very few Americans know it.

The real Brandon Parker has nothing to do with this funny story and did not even know that his personality was being exploited in this way. So far, nothing is known about his reaction to the joke. Recently, gay porn actors have increasingly become fake heroes. Most recently, the noise around the Billy Herrington monument, which was going to be put in Odessa.