30 stock photos that can only be sold to aliens

Stock photos are taken specifically for sale, but some photographers don't seem to think about it at all. Stock photo sites like iStock and Shutterstock are full of crazy funny photos about which you can only say one thing: “What is going on here?!” It would be nice to accompany each of these works with a detailed explanation from the photographer of what exactly he wanted to show.

Children are taught important life skills.

A man has penetrated the laptop keyboard through the screen and is typing while the stunned cat looks into the distance.

The centaur met the wrong half of his relative, and he was very puzzled by this.

A cat with a bouquet at the feet of the mistress.

A woman scatters pasta in the forest.

"I'm sorry, but it looks like you're sitting on my man."

An unusual marriage proposal.

“Girl, your computer isn’t even turned on.”

It seems the killer has been found.

The boy installs the latest software.

Catsnake brews a magic potion.

“No potatoes while working.”

The man holds the fish worriedly.

We need to get home before the storm starts, but the cat traffic light is green.

When I Googled “Big Bird” and was not disappointed.

A Hitler woman in a picnic blanket peels potatoes.

“Ahaha, stop resisting, let me kill you already.”

A classic example of stupid stock photography: a girl holding a tool in such a way that she could get into trouble.

Particularly good are pictures where the photographer wants to depict hackers.

Looks like a call to drink and drive.

Scene from the movie "Kotanik". Leonardo Di Cotrio and Cat Winslet.

The child created a hole in the space-time continuum, sent his legs to another dimension, broke his back and laughs.

How to keep children safe on the Internet.

Arividerchi!

He's just taking a bath, nothing special.

Losing your memory is more painful than it seems.

African-American snake at an interview.

She's just a little out of sorts, now get rid of the pickles!

A woman disarmed a robber who forgot that he had a second hand.

A man sleeps on a cake.