21 secret desire of every man

Dreaming is not harmful! And everyone has the right to it. Including men. Well, the strength of humanity, if you have ever thought in your life: "How much easier life would be in the world if ...", then this post is for you.

Men! Move closer to the screens and, for God's sake, take them away from your women, because not all of them will like this post about the secret desires of every man.

1. The eighth of March would be moved to the twenty-ninth of February. Once every four years, it can still be endured.

2. Plastic surgery to enlarge a woman's breast would be included in the free medical insurance program.

3. To conceive a child, the joint participation of one man and four women would be required.

4. To protect your partner from conception, it would be enough to fold your fingers behind your back during sex.

5. All women would be called the same — for ease of communication.

6. All women would be allergic to gold, precious stones and animal fur.

7. Women's noses would have special filters that muffle the smells of beer, sweat and onions.

8. A bikini swimsuit would be considered an ideal suit for a business lady. And not business either.

9. To unbutton the clasp of the bra, it would be easy enough to blow on it.

10. Women would have their periods once a year. During the opening of the fishing season.

11. The tie could not be tied. And do not fasten your fly.

12. Once a month, everyone would have the right, stipulated by labor legislation, to set fire to their office.

13. Hair from the nose, as well as from the back, would be easily transplanted onto the head.

14. The length of the bristles and the level of erection you could adjust at will - like the volume level in the receiver.

15. Motorways would have no speed limits. And they would necessarily be built in the form of a giant oval.

16. Men would also have multiple orgasms.

17. Socks would be invented, which would always exist only in pairs. Left by you in different places, they would vigorously crawl up to each other.

18. Toilet seats would recline up immediately after getting up from them.

19. In every bar there would be folding beds for those who are not going to leave here today.

20. Garbage bags would leave the house on their own. It would be enough to give them a good kick with your foot.

21. A man who came to kindergarten for a matinee to watch his children dance the dance of gnomes would be forcibly transported to a Thai massage parlor for the rest of the day — for mental rehabilitation.