20 secrets from Bridget Jones's diary.

Ridiculous, falling into a ridiculous situation, but insanely cute Bridget Jones captivated us, when came the first film with Renee Zellweger. In this collection you will find 20 quotes from the original novel by Helen Fielding "Bridget Jones". And here it is — woman as she is.

1. The need to open his mouth in the process of applying mascara on lashes is a great and unexplained mystery of nature.

2. The only way to achieve success with men is disgusting to behave with them.

3. Some women are insanely confident just because their former beloved still want them to come back to them.

4. From hell, another life always seems better than yours.

5. What is it with mothers and the phones — as soon as you say that you have to go, they remember nineteen absolutely urgent things that I must tell you at this minute.

6. It's amazing how much time and money you can save on dates, if you look closely to the details.

7. You can convince yourself of anything and be totally happy.

8. The only man who in our time and in our age need a woman — is she.

9. "Well, how are you doing on the love front?" — Oh my God! Why married people can't understand that for a long time it's rude to ask such a question? We do not rush to him and yell: "How's your family life? Still have sex together?"

10. Every woman is unique, but each in its own dreams about the same thing — to meet a decent man and become the perfect lady.

11. No matter what I do, in fact, it seems to me, what should I be doing something else.

12. The impression is that the hair on my head live your own life — during the day they are very reasonable and waiting for me to go to bed, and then begin to run and frolic like children, shouting: "So what do we do now?"

13. The best gift a woman can give a man, is calm.

14. Car alarm absolutely unbearable and useless, because too soon your car will climb mad neighbor attempting to turn off the alarm than a thief.

15. It is always nice when others are not going well.

16. Like men who are late — they are much better than those who come before, scares you, sends you into a panic and finds the house unsightly items that you don't have time to hide.

17. When you are someone who likes — it's like your heart is wrapped in a blanket.

18. All you have to do is not that you have to pay. In the beginning of the diet you are overweight, why no one invites you to lunch. Then you lose weight, be nagastos acquire seductive contours, and men start to ask you different meal. Then again you gain a few pounds, patrons evaporate and you'll lose weight.

19. Can officially confirm that in our days the way to a man's heart is not through beauty, food, sex or good character, but only through the ability to show that it is not really the thing for you.

20. I realized that the secret to losing weight is to not weigh.