16 life patterns

Every day we face some trouble. The technique is slow, when you need something rushed, all traffic lights you come across on the way, but what about the next turn, which always moves faster, and not to mention. You may think that this is some sort of evil intent Universe? However, it is all the same that you will have to redo the work that could be done well initially. Everything is much simpler: it turns out that in this world everything has its own law, and for a long time.

And though at times it seems that many things happen by themselves, it is not — or not quite so. Once scientists have sounded the patterns of everyday life, which later received his name in honor of "discovering" their scientists. We chose for you the most useful of them and made this list of the necessary laws and axioms that will make your life easier. And although they make you smile and may not be scientific facts, but who can doubt of their truth?

Axiom Kahn and Orbena: "If nothing else helps, read, finally, the instructions!"

Observation Ettore: "next to go".

Law hlejda: "the difficult task of charge lazy employee — he will find an easier way".

The eighth rule Fingejla: "teamwork is very important. It allows you to blame someone else".

J Law. Shaw: "those Who can, do. Those who can't, teach."

Law flagga "Came the need to knock on wood — discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic."

Law of the search: "to Begin searching for it from the wrong place."

The law Meskimen: "never enough time to do the job as it should, but the fact that its remake, the time is".

Van Roy's law: "Unbreakable toy is useful in order to break up the other".

The rule of the timing of the project: "the First 90% of the work takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% — the remaining 90% of the time."

Watergate principle: "of corruption in the government is always reported in the past tense."

Law Nasdra: "you Can do protection of fool, but only from uninventive".

Bill Yang: "All great discoveries are made by mistake."

Army axiom: "Any order that can be misunderstood, misunderstood".

The law drew (law practice): "Who pays less, most complain".

Law Jones: "the most interesting exhibit no name".