16 incarnations of the phrase "lucky as a drowned man"

There are situations when only one phrase is spinning in my head: "Damn, that's unlucky!" And bad luck is of such proportions that you don't know whether to feel sorry for the poor guy, or to laugh heartily at the evil irony of fate. If any of these failures happened to you, let it be the worst for this day. It won't get any worse for sure.

A woman was hit by a sudden vomiting rain from her baby.

It was necessary to fall right into the fresh concrete!

Oh no. No, no, no!

A painful miscalculation.

The turkey got revenge for Thanksgiving.

When I forgot that my phone was in my pocket.

A full jelly machine.

So much for the panoramic roof.

When I wanted to dry my clothes, but not your day.

Let's remember the librarians, after this they spend the night at work.

This is the finish line.

Unnatural trajectory of the car door opening.

Don't pour any more for the driver.

A sunken dream.

"Your password hint is "Hints for weaklings!"". This is karma.

Sisyphus and his mop.