10 false phrases that men say to get a girl into bed

Women love with their ears, and most men are able to masterfully use the ability to say what we all want to hear. Different men have different methods. Someone takes by force and pressure, someone by intrigue and play, and someone simply prefers banal flattery and the pathos of romantic cliches. Summing up all of the above under a common denominator, we have collected 10 false phrases that men use when seducing.

Here it is — a phrase, like from a bad movie, capable of spoiling even the most beautiful evening with its banality. But try to look at it differently: he understands perfectly well that there is no intrigue in this sentence. In fact, these words are pronounced, meaning: "Well, shall we finally have sex?" Acting according to the rules of the game, feel free to invite "for tea" if you feel that you are ready. In the event that you are not in a hurry, politely offer to drink tea another time. If you mix up your intentions — that is, invite you to visit, but decide to refuse sex — he will not without reason believe that you are a fantastically naive woman.

If you haven't had sex yet, then this phrase literally means: he seriously expects that everything will finally happen today. A favorite male technique from the category of "heavy artillery" was used. He, of course, will turn on your favorite movie, not his own — so that the contact with you is maximum. Wine, candles and his imaginary interest in the storyline will lull your vigilance. And only at first glance, such a scenario seems like a kindergarten — according to statistics, the absolute majority of men around the world trust him.

Of course, this vulgarity is more a prerogative of youthful seductions than a sign of adult relationships, but it turns out that there are girls and even women who have fallen for this trick. Just "lie down", which means tactile contact with the emotional component, is the surest way to have sex, since the other barriers have already fallen, no woman will lie without the desire for at least elementary intimacy, and therefore in this case the man literally has his hands untied. Seducing you lying down is just a matter of technique.

Oh, it's so touching and so... hackneyed! We saw it as a child in "Santa Barbara", as well as in the crazy chronicle of the serial life of Mexican and Brazilian lovers. "Try to be at least a little original!" — every smart girl will think at this moment.

"Are you a psychic?" — you can safely ask in response. How can people know what will happen? If everything were so simple, marriage contracts would not be drawn up and the phrase "irreconcilable contradictions" would not become a politically correct substitute for the definition of extinct love. One of two things: either his imagination really got bad from love, or hanging noodles on the ears of gullible ladies is his favorite activity.

What, right away? Of course, this is a balm for the soul of any of us, but isn't there a lot of pathos? You have to be an absolute narcissist or, on the contrary, a woman with very low self-esteem to fall for this trick. Try to bring down the degree of such a statement with something from the series "Hey, take it easy!". If he laughs, then he has a complete order with self-irony, which means that not everything is gone. If it is picturesquely offended, then it is better to leave a similar copy for lovers of rest on the Turkish coast.

If he is over 40 and he has never been married, then you can believe it. But aren't you confused by a man who has not decided to start a family until the age of 40? In any other cases, hastily informing a woman about the desire to have offspring is a flat trick that is used to gain confidence, show seriousness of intentions and rather achieve the cherished intimacy.

We do not exclude that this may be true, but for the most part men indulge in such sentiments in order to speed up the course of events. Of course, such phrases sound deadly plausible, but if we turn on common sense, we will understand that for some reason this mysterious whisper sounds at moments when we treacherously lose vigilance. The best way to check if the hero of your novel is so bored is to look at his torments from a distance. If he is bored only in an intimate environment, and does not show increased activity in between meetings, then most likely this trick helped him seduce more than one woman.

Do you seriously think that a man can dream about it before sex? No comments.

Brilliant! Here it is — an application for originality. It would seem that what could be deep in this phrase? And the fact that according to statistics, 90% of men do not believe in any friendship other than male. And almost all of them never cease to wonder why women, for some unknown reasons, continue to consider the utopian, from the male point of view, model as high relations. Only a sensitive man knows that in the desire to be friends with the opposite sex lies a subconscious female desire for secret worship, the illusion of creating a legal platonic union with a slight intrigue — after all, after a stormy party, the boundaries of trembling friendship are sometimes treacherously blurred.

And at the moment when he utters the phrase about believing in such a friendship, a thousand thoughts flash through our head — that here he is, a man with an open mind, and that if a novel does not work out, then the prospect of such a friendship is also a great option, as well as many more small nuances that add cute touches to his psychological portrait. Here, beware seriously — falling victim to the charm of such a man can be both dangerous and fascinating.