When leaving home, take a good look at your "human best friend". No matter how much he loves you, no matter how much you love him and no matter how devoted his eyes are, know that when you return, your house or apartment may be a little... uh... modified.
For a long time, we humans remained in the dark about HOW these lovely and faithful creatures could do such a thing! Torn pillows, a mess in the bathroom, chaos in the kitchen… And now these acts of canine revelry are in the frame. So, that's what dogs are doing when the owners are not at home.
They change toilet paper.
They clean the kitchen.
They are building a fortress out of pillows.
They are preparing for underwater fishing.
They smile at their neighbors.
They make faces at their neighbors.
Looking for something delicious.
Doing their homework.
Rooms are being redesigned.
They are engaged in horse riding.
They guard the house from cats.
Watching TV.
They try to make friends with other animals in the house.