What is the difference between hipster food and healthy person's food

Just look at what hipsters are doing with food. They turned the food process into a farce, and the products into something incomprehensible. See for yourself.

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This is a healthy person's spaghetti bolognese.

And this is hipster spaghetti bolognese.

Normal lemonade.

Hipster lemonade made from charcoal. The packaging promises that the skin will shine from it, and the stomach will not heave, which is important.

These are grilled sausages for normal guys.

And these are grass and lemon sausages for hipsters. So let them eat themselves.

It's a human ice cream.

And this is what hipster ice cream has turned into.

Beer for a healthy person.

Craft hipster analysis.

It's a burger.

And this is something frightening with its green color. To achieve this effect, hipsters lovingly added powdered Japanese green tea matcha to the dough of this bun.

These are normal chips.

Hipster chips are made — attention! — from egg white with the addition of aged cheddar. There's not a drop of gluten in them, of course. And they're not fried. I want to be offended and chew carrots instead of chips.

This is coffee for normal people.

This is hipster coffee. You can't just go out and drink coffee.

This is cereal for breakfast.

Hipster breakfast cereals are made from vegan sprouted rice and contain sugar made from coconut palm. Of course, everything is organic, otherwise the hipster will get poisoned and die.

A normal British breakfast.

British hipster's breakfast: "It's served, sit down to eat, please!"

Water of a healthy person.

Hipster water is a stylish black color.

These are normal muffins.

Hipster cupcakes are made from rice, tofu and ginger, for example.

These are normal spring rolls.

This dismemberment in stacks is hipster spring rolls.

This is a normal sandwich.

A hipster won't be your sandwich, a hipster will eat a sandwich on a dustpan with a brush, because it's more ironic.

These are sausages with mashed potatoes and peas.

This is the same thing, but in an unrecognizable form, otherwise God forbid the hipster will guess that the mainstream has been slipped to him.

This is a normal restaurant.

It's a hipster restaurant. What else can you add?

Keywords: Cooking | Food | Restaurants | Hipster | Hipsters

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