There is a hunt for carrots, or Gardeners with their glorious trophies
Hunters and fishermen like to brag about their prey and immediately post photos after each successful outing. If a trip to the forest or to the river was unsuccessful, they also do not get lost and entertain the audience with their stories about accidentally escaped trophies. As it turned out, vegans are no different from hunters of other stripes and also like pictures with their loot.
It's easy to look seasoned and courageous by putting your foot on the head of a defeated tiger, even if it's a fake. It is much more difficult to present yourself to a loved one surrounded by self-grown carrots or eggplants. But as it turned out, there is no limit to the flight of human imagination and, having searched well in social networks, you can find a lot of worthwhile shots.
If you have never gone to the zucchini with one gun, then you will not understand the joy of this guy.
He will be understood only by a person who is able to kill a wild beetroot with a rifle with an optical sight through a 10-centimeter layer of soil.
If you have a hunting dog, you can easily track down a whole brood of zucchini.
Although young people prefer to hunt with cats and do not complain about the result.
Are you serious? Then success awaits you even with a water pistol and hunting chickens.
Although, if you are a seasoned garden wolf, then you do not need helpers.
Good optics can be a good help in tracking down vegetables.
A self-respecting pro will never go after prey with a gun. But if you decided to just knock out a couple of tomatoes for a salad and a young male broccoli, then this is another matter.
Professional fur miners accurately beat a squirrel in the eye, and experienced berry pickers — blueberries in the peduncle.
Going out with a pitchfork on a carrot is not like going out with a slingshot on a bear.
Yes, it can even be a simple hunting pruner — your main desire.
A compact pruner is also suitable.
But for serious mining — only a serious caliber!
In any hunt, the main thing is to take a trophy from a hungry dog. If you do not spoil your pets at all, then this is also true for harvesting vegetables.
There are also miracle heroes who are capable with their bare hands, but with a sober watchman…
We do not approve of child cruelty, but what can you do if you grew up among pumpkins and sunflowers and were taken to the garden from an early age.
On the "silent hunt" sometimes it's worth scaring mushrooms with a war cry, especially if you only have a cheese knife from your weapon.
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