"Adventurous kitty is looking for a couple..." — profiles of cats on dating sites
Imagine a dating app designed only for cats. What would they write in their profiles? What photos would you put up? Netizens decided to fantasize about this topic and shared images of tailed ones looking for love. What do you think, swipe left or right?
"On a scale from 1 to 10, you are a nine, and I am the only one you lack""A very handsome boy who behaves very well, a real gentleman""Draw me as one of your Frenchwomen""A loving couple is looking for a third for one night.
Only serious offers!"
"I'm just sitting and waiting for some handsome guy to knock on my personal account..." "Well, hello…
Yes, yes, I'm for you""Yes, girls, I'm a bad guy""I'm the queen""There's enough room for two here""An adventurous girl is looking for a man who will buy me shiny things because I'm a material girl""Do you also like to meow at the moon and catch flies?"
"Look at me. I'm a beauty""Hi, I'm Sugar!
My favorite activity is sleeping! When I'm not sleeping, I eat. But every morning at 3 a.m. I fight with my sister and chase her around the house. In the summer, I bring crickets into the house, tear off a few legs and watch them try to escape, giggling maliciously. Then I go to bed for another four hours! Let me know if you want to hang out""I feel pretty, maybe I'll visit the tray later""A spoiled domestic prince who likes long walks, elastic bands for hair and shove your ass in your face when you gamble and don't pay attention to him""A little chat sounds wonderful""Adelaide.
Likes to hunt frogs and insects. Wants to have a good time. I'm ready to try everything at least once!"
"A mouse hunter, I like to cuddle. Reviews: "He's Crazy" — Wild Illustrated; "Can fit in any Box" — My man; * trembling with fear* — Dog""I am Fluffers.
Can I eat a doughnut?""I'm waiting for my husband to return from swimming, but until then we can grab a bowl of milk"I'm Mr. Mistofelis.
A cheerful guy who is looking for someone to have a good time with""I'm Sammy, and my hobbies include trampling on things like Godzilla, chasing mushrooms, being beautiful, singing when everyone is trying to sleep, and cuddling.
My man calls me his teddy bear. I am a very good boy""I am Zelda and I will devour your soul!"
"Tommy-O and Midnight Louis. Just a couple of wild and crazy guys looking for chicks. Grab the sauce, please""No nonsense, just a demanding old man who loves hugs""Hi, I'm Honey!
I'm not here to look for guys, I just want my husband to get jealous. Yesterday some girl meowed under his window, and he answered! Well, some of the cats are arrogant."
"Merlin. He loves blankets and hugs, and in general is a very good boy""I'm looking for someone with whom I can steal yummy things""How about throwing things off the table together?"
"I don't like to cuddle, and I'm cuter than you. And anyway, give me the fish"