30 reasons to exchange a wife for a cat
If you are an accomplished man who has a wife, then no matter how much you love her, you probably sometimes want to be unmarried again. The spouse grumbles, constantly wants something from you, swears, and also this mother of hers… In general, sometimes every man is not averse to becoming a bachelor again. And although we are ardent supporters of a strong family for life, sometimes we also want to dream: what if we exchange a wife for a cat? What is the good of this idea and what advantages will it bring us? We watch and read.
1. It is very difficult to fatten a cat up to size 50.
2. The cat is fluffy everywhere, not just on the head.
3. The cat is beautiful and without makeup.
4. The cat is always graceful, even when just sitting on the couch.
5. Any cat can purr.
6. The cat eats less.
7. Your cat's mom is not familiar with you.
8. It is easier to keep a cat on your lap.
9. At night, the cat sleeps at the feet and does not pull over the entire blanket.
10. If you are sick, the cat does not climb with medicines, but just sleeps next to you.
11. The cat does not go to bed in curlers.
12. The cat does not whine that she has run out of whole tights.
13. If you only have dumplings, on the third day the cat eats them with pleasure.
14. If you don't even have dumplings, on the fourth day the cat eats bread with pleasure.
15. The cat is always clean and smells nice.
16. In complete darkness, the cat does not beat its hips against the corners of the table and does not swear.
17. The cat does not click its heels on the parquet when you have a headache.
18. If you are tired, the cat does not take offense and does not turn its back on you.
19. A cat can draw in its claws.
20. A cat is always glad of a kind word.
21. The cat is not surprised at the question of who she is pregnant with.
22. If a cat suddenly has kittens, you can give them to friends.
23. Your cat's kittens are fluffy and funny a week after birth.
24. If a cat wants a cat, you can just gently stroke it.
25. The cat does not need to buy outfits, she is always beautiful and without clothes.
26. The cat does not shave its legs.
27. The cat knows how to listen.
28. The cat understands everything, but only says "meow" and "mr-r-r-r".
29. The cat does not impose its opinion on you.
30. If you don't have a cat, it's easy to get one for yourself.
Keywords: Women | Cats | Relationships | Joke | Humor