30 persons who are quarantined are given worse than you
Tired of sitting at home? Tired of the quarantine? Be brave: some of it is even worse than you!
What could be worse than sitting over a month in quarantine without the possibility of trips on the shop or walking the dog? Is to sit in quarantine and remain with a broken fridge, a shower cabin and broken bottles of wine. Or start to get a haircut, only to realize that the clippers broke halfway through. Or even just pour a big Cup of coffee and see how the cat sat on your sandwich...all In all, though, quarantine someone is worse than others:
"I decided at leisure to make the hole in the door for the cat. God, I hate myself!"
"So we looked for local news"
"It was not necessary to climb with a mixer in a small jar. This was a bad idea"
"I blew up a printer"
"The husband turned to the screen with online meeting, I did not notice him, and all the way walked around naked in the background!"
"I tried to bake her daughter a cake for the birthday, but got some ass"
"Aivu in Belgrade. Today saw just such an accident. How they did it?"
"My husband and I both lost our jobs because of the epidemic. And today we have on the site a tree fell and smashed both of our cars"
"Ordered adult toys. Asked to pack in a bag. So why they wrote on it "Dildo""?
"Washed favorite sweater"
"My computer died right after the start of quarantine, a month after the warranty"
"My 4 year old nephew almost killed me by running the electronic toy of a stormtrooper in the hallway outside of the restroom at 2am. I almost died of horror!"
"I curled the lashes and suddenly sneezed"
"I think, on the 24th day of quarantine all my neighbors started a family problem"
"I decided to start the morning with coffee. On the floor formed the face of a catastrophe — or rather, mug"
"I went to buy some fruit. Returning, I saw that my house looks different"
"We have two hours to get to a deserted place to have a picnic. Well, staged a"
"Today was supposed to be my bachelor party. I spend it alone. I think dance do Striptease"
"The dog nahuliganil. Robot vacuum cleaner found it first"
"And so far I hate it already, and then there's the chocolate bar doesn't open!"
"I had a defective puzzle! In it two of the same piece, and the adjacent no!"
"Some months I developed a card game that requires physical contact. Sent an order for the production... the first batch from the printers received in the midst of quarantine"
"Today, put the microwave. Decided to save on the call of the master and to do everything by himself. There, saved..."
"I decided to order strawberries delivery. Received. And even with a bonus — a live snake"
"Buddy drove the stock of honey. One bottle broke and spilled in the car"
"Ordered funny mugs for colleagues. Recently received. But now all work remotely"
"Today I made tomato soup with toast. Burned my hand with soup, and then it fell out of the toaster hot toast. I'm afraid to eat now"
"My shower decided to fall apart on the first day of quarantine"
"Today is my 14th birthday. Honk or something, or even some garbage soak"
"Ordered at a local restaurant and a takeaway. The sauce was spilled, the bag tore dinner went to the floor in the garage"
Keywords: Quarantine | People | Fail | Funny