22 moments of insight when I realized that I was living with a monster
What does a girl do when her beloved husband or boyfriend suddenly surprises her to the depths of her soul, and not in a good way? Of course, she goes to complain to her friends — or, at worst, to the Internet. Well, let's sympathize!
"Yesterday I broke up with a guy. He was packing up while I was sleeping, and when I got up, I saw that he had taken the toilet with his things"
"Guess who rips open a package like a crazy raccoon and then discovers it was reusable?"
"My husband can't put a plate in the sink. He definitely needs to risk the plate"
"I asked my husband to arrange a photo shoot for me during pregnancy. Well, well, the dogs turned out well"
"I complained to my boyfriend that we haven't had hugs for a long time, and that's what he was generous about"
"This is how my boyfriend puts butter in the refrigerator, which no one has washed for several months"
"My boyfriend never throws away the toilet paper sleeves, instead he arranges an installation of them on the lid of the tank"
"My boyfriend's gaming place"
"My husband leaves such piles of gum all over the house"
"This is how my boyfriend cuts avocados"
"The title of my young man's position is "architectural solutions engineer". That's the architectural solution he came up with in the toilet"
"I asked my husband to load the dishwasher"
"I spent the weekend with a new boyfriend. It turns out that he opens bread like this"
"My boyfriend does not wash a glass of milk, but just pours water there. And why, he says, everything will mix up in the stomach anyway"
"That's why I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. I hope you understand me"
"I bought delicious Dutch cookies, offered them to my boyfriend. And he turns out to be a monster"
"My boyfriend put salt in the rice cooker instead of rice and wondered for two hours why it was cooking so slowly"
"My husband eats apples with a spoon"
"My boyfriend leaves empty packages in the refrigerator"
"So my boyfriend eats cheese"
"I put two coasters under my husband's cup — and he still puts his coffee next to them"
"This is what my boyfriend's kitchen cabinet looks like"